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The urge to come unglued and flip some people's worlds upside down is REEEEEALLY tempting me. There is always 3 sides to a story. Your side, their side, and the truth. I've stayed quiet for far too long.

🤟🏼💀🤟🏼Giving thanks to @Megadeth for all the music. This year I couldn't stop listening to In My Darkest Hour - Remastered 2004. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/1Yox…

Fire Woodcraft, keep Dustin Schwartz. Make this make sense. Please.

When is a good time to tell your kids that Santa Claus is pansexual?

Legally blind implies that there is people who are illegally blind.

Like the old saying goes... “You can lead a horse to water, but you still need a ladder to fuck it in the ass”

My grandfather witnessed the tragedy of the Titanic with his own eyes, but sadly never made it through. When the ship struck the iceberg, he frantically yelled out warnings to those around him that the ship was going to sink, then they kicked him out of the movie theater.

$2000 and I'll bring you to the bottom of the North Saskatchewan River...serious inquiries only.

Maybe I should just go back to ruffling Twitter feathers...this feed has gotten so lame lately since I've kept er PG-13.

BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have found a cure for dementia...they just forgot where they put it.

See you soon Vancouver!

Flip flop season.

The spider on your ceiling watching you fall asleep...

You didn't heart react my selfie I posted 3 mins ago babe, is everything ok?

BREAKING NEWS: Cross eyed teacher has no control over her pupils.