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WhyDidTheHonkeyCrossTheRoad retweeted
never seen no quotes like this lmfao
Tyronn Lue on Bradley Beal (knee), via @LawMurrayTheNU:
"Every time we get him on the court to do something three days in a row, it's not good results... Just gotta stay with it."
Lue when asked about a timetable:
"You gotta talk to somebody else man. I don’t know."
WhyDidTheHonkeyCrossTheRoad retweeted
And i can bet my bottom dollar that OGxTP has more victims, using the same methods as well. That plot was too meticulous and playing dumb after, seals that.
WhyDidTheHonkeyCrossTheRoad retweeted
“LeBron… Kyrie Irving… Jalen Brunson… Kawhi Leonard… Steph Curry… Luka… SGA… Ant-Man.”
Tim Hardaway Sr. lists the current NBA players that would’ve dominated in the 90s 🗣️
@MichelleDBeadle | @boogiecousins | @TeamLou23 | @ChandlerParsons
WhyDidTheHonkeyCrossTheRoad retweeted
It is only NBA old heads who do this lol
Detlef Schrempf and Chris Mullin were getting their games off all throughout the 90s but Luka would struggle lol ok Tim
Tim Hardaway Sr. doesn’t think Luka Doncic would score as easily in the 90s👀
“Scottie Pippen, Dennis Rodman, Michael Jordan paid attention to the details. … Stop trying to block his shot…it’s always an and-1.”
@MichelleDBeadle | @boogiecousins | @TeamLou23 | @ChandlerParsons
WhyDidTheHonkeyCrossTheRoad retweeted
Middle school?
Today is Day 2 of exposing my bullies.
This foid is the origin of my Black Pilling. In middle school she collaborated with a number of her simps in middle school to humiliate me in front of an entire class. She jokingly began to refer to my as "her boyfriend" while jer friends laughed and said "ewww" over and over. She knew I wasn't in her league and used me as an easy target.
It culminated in her nickname for me catching on and the whole class pelting me with papers as I sat in the middle with my head down and our teacher could not care less. The humiliation continued until the end of the school year. It is at this point that I completely retreated from reality and began to escape to a world inside me head where my classmates never existed.
She never apologized, no one ever apologized were never disciplined for anything. Once the year ended she went on as usual and I haven't made a friend in the 16 years since.
She taught me that women don't care about nice guys if they're too meek, harmless, and ugly. Just because you have nothing to offer them doesn't mean they will let you keep your inner peace.
Good things don't happen to good people.
God doesn't love everyone.
WhyDidTheHonkeyCrossTheRoad retweeted
IF YOU’RE ALIVE THEN ACT ALIVE. I mean what the hell. fall in love with something. get carried away. give yourself a reason to be absolutely exhausted by the end of the day and still wish you had a few more hours. this is your life. get your hands dirty
WhyDidTheHonkeyCrossTheRoad retweeted
Nobody loves a Jordan 1 low or mid like a white guy who wears sneakers in the office
They be having colors you never seen
WhyDidTheHonkeyCrossTheRoad retweeted
This why Kanye says me and the RZA connect on New Day
RZA says he watches p*rn every day. Whenever he’s staying at a hotel, he orders 24-hour access and leaves it playing in the background like it’s cartoons:
"You know I watch P*rn everyday, in my hotel all i do is order 24 hour P*rno and watch it all day, it keeps me in check I don't know it's like cartoons"
WhyDidTheHonkeyCrossTheRoad retweeted
Wait one of Russell Brand victims was 16 and he was picking her up from school?
WhyDidTheHonkeyCrossTheRoad retweeted
glokknine run had niggas sayin he was better than kodak while he was in his prime 😭
WhyDidTheHonkeyCrossTheRoad retweeted
Mike Brown says Jalen Brunson deserves a better whistle
"Jalen [Brunson] played almost 35 minutes, he had zero free throw attempts. That's pretty alarming. I'm not sure how or why it was that way."
(Via @sny_knicks )
