🚨BREAKING: Brighton fix Monday 5pm UK time deadline for Igor Julio exit. 💣 Chelsea in talks with his camp for days but #BHAFC made it clear: £50M fee with payment terms also communicated. £50M by Monday at 5pm or Brighton will not sell Igor Julio to Chelsea. 🇧🇷

Understand Boreham Wood have made a club record £5 million offer for Abdul Abdulmalik. As per @reluctantnicko #bwfc

Ahead of the curve once again. #nffc #cpfc

🚨: Crystal Palace have begun talks with Tondela over signing South African midfielder Sithole. #CPFC are lining up a bid in the region of £25m with the player seeing South London as the “perfect” destination for him.

EXCL🚨 #THFC board concerned about De Zerbi’s transfer decisions after sanctioning the sale of Vuskovic and pushing to sign Igor Julio. Concern is growing due to the fact that he uses hair gel to make his hair spiky at 47 years old. Spurs considering a return for Ange Postecoglu.

🚨Also been reliably told that #THFC have enquired about Evan Ferguson and are potentially lining up a bid in the region of £60m. This is expected to be rejected by #BHAFC who value him at £65m and would like a £35m buy back clause along with a 40% sell on clause to be included.

🚨 Hearing Vuskovic to #BHAFC is practically a done deal, fee of £40m and a 5% sell on clause. Expected that Van Hecke, Verbruggen and Igor Julio will go the other way. Deal was mainly negotiated by Jason Steele who told #THFC that he was not interested in joining them.

BREAKING🚨: Solly March has reportedly fled to Kuwait after the #BHAFC hierarchy discovered he was responsible for inviting onlyfans star ‘Bonnie Blue’ to the stadium for a personal tour. The club have begun plans to extract him and have hired former SAS soldiers to carry it out.

🚨EXCL: Forest are interested in replacing Nuno Espirito Santo with #CPFC manager Oliver Glasner and have made initial approach. Glasner is believed to be extremely desperate to join Forest in the hope to manage in his words a “genuine” European competition. #NFFC #CPFC

🚨BREAKING🚨 Whilst on international duty Brighton player Jan Paul van Hecke has reportedly put both of his fingers inside a Chinese finger trap and has been stuck for the past five hours. #BHAFC

🚨My sources are telling me this was the driving factor in his departure. I’m also told there was also another confrontation between the two where Frank allegedly forced Levy up against the wall, put his fingers to Levy’s lips and whispered “come on you spurs” into his ears #THFC

🚨-#BHAFC are worried about the recent behaviour of James Milner. Since downloading TikTok he’s been harassing staff at the training ground by repeatably shouting “67” and then laughing to himself. Concern heightened as he volunteered for the penalty as it was in the 67th minute.

🚨EXCL-Sources close to Igor Julio reveal player turned down move to #CPFC due to the size of Steve Parish’s nose. Rumoured that upon seeing it the player felt uneasy and fled the training ground to #WHUFC as he felt more comfortable with Graham Potter due to his new fade. #BHAFC

BREAKING🚨: Spurs are interested in signing Aston Villa defender Tyrone Mings. It is believed he could be included in a deal alongside Morgan Rogers. #AstonVilla value Mings at around €45 million and indications suggest #Spurs are willing to pay it. [@SpursJourno] 🥉

🚨: Wrexham make approach to sign Igor Julio from Brighton. No bid as of yet but #BHAFC would be open to a sale or loan with obligation. Personal terms considered not an issue for 27yo who is interested in the move. #BHAFC #WrexhamAFC

🚨EXCL: Thomas Frank met with Daniel Levy at half-time demanding Brennan Johnson to be sold in a heated argument between the two. #THFC manager allegedly called Levy a “Bald gimp” as he left the room.