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Keith Hill, NPC

@KeithGHill

Two things you need to know about me. 1. I'm not really that cool. 2. I AM the greatest man that ever lived.

 McHenry County, IL
Joined June 2010
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I can't believe I lost my blue check mark today.
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🧸 (@mygirlystuff2) profile picture
🧸@mygirlystuff2Nov 7
Sometimes I forget how different men and women are until my boyfriend wears the new jacket I got him to work and I ask him “did the other guys compliment your jacket”
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Hella road trip.
Freddy🇩🇪 (@FreddyLA7) profile pictureFreddy🇩🇪
@FreddyLA7Nov 7
We made it back to Chicago, where our trip started 58 days ago. The circle has been completed! This was our route during our college football road trip across America. 6,835 miles driven.
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Chicago Bears (@ChicagoBears) profile picture
Chicago Bears
@ChicagoBearsNov 3
We love football ‼️
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More places need this.
Dylan Byers (@DylanByers) profile pictureDylan Byers
@DylanByersOct 30
NEW: Skydance memo: “Employees who work for CNN, CBS News, or any other company news organization, including local television stations, are not allowed to place bets on prediction markets. When in doubt, don’t trade.” More: “Violations may result in disciplinary action up to and including termination and could carry personal civil or criminal penalties.”
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Dylan Byers (@DylanByers) profile picture
Dylan Byers
@DylanByersOct 30
NEW: Skydance memo: “Employees who work for CNN, CBS News, or any other company news organization, including local television stations, are not allowed to place bets on prediction markets. When in doubt, don’t trade.” More: “Violations may result in disciplinary action up to and including termination and could carry personal civil or criminal penalties.”
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Old Butterscotch (@oldbutterscotch) profile picture
Old Butterscotch@oldbutterscotchOct 25
Starting a rumor that the Digger 4K will restore all six (6) musical numbers they cut out of the theatrical print.
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Dick move.
The Athletic (@TheAthletic) profile pictureThe Athletic
@TheAthleticOct 23
James Dolan used the promise of Knicks championship rings to test employees’ cybersecurity awareness, sources tell The Athletic. Those who clicked the fake offer for complimentary rings were forced to attend a mandatory cybersecurity class. Free to read: nyti.ms/4i3iIVT
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OBVIOUS SHIRTS® (@obvious_shirts) profile picture
OBVIOUS SHIRTS®
@obvious_shirtsOct 23
BEAR THE FUCK DOWN!! WIN FOR COACH. #DaCoach
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OBVIOUS SHIRTS® (@obvious_shirts) profile picture
OBVIOUS SHIRTS®
@obvious_shirtsOct 22
I’ll stop after this one. #RaysUp
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What a bitch.
Brian Hamilton (@_Brian_Hamilton) profile pictureBrian Hamilton@_Brian_HamiltonOct 21
Atlanta Dream statement on Enes Kanter Freedom's Game 3 attendance.
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Captain Tight Pants.
TVLine.com (@TVLine) profile pictureTVLine.com
@TVLineOct 21
Replying to @TVLine
tvline.com/2102648/best-nath…
5 Best Nathan Fillion TV Shows, Ranked - TVLine

5 Best Nathan Fillion TV Shows, Ranked - TVLine

Nathan Fillion's presence as a TV leading man has been so ubiquitous for so long that it can be very tough to determine which of his shows are the best.

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Danhausen (@DanhausenAD) profile picture
Danhausen
@DanhausenADOct 20
Where is the Danhausen basket ball ring
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I am so glad to never have to deal with travelers checks again.
Graham (@GrahamC47) profile pictureGraham@GrahamC47Oct 20
traveler’s checks are so important in so many old movies and I don’t think I actually know what they are.
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Mother— I marched upon Atlanta expecting Falcons, only to discover pigeons with a generous advertising budget. The Peach Brigade was routed, their feathers scattered and dignity plucked. Let them question my fitness for battle. I question their fitness for war. Yours. —CW
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Mike (@hammerito) profile picture
Mike@hammeritoOct 16
About to sail out with a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more than my ship weighs empty, hope it goes okay
Ryan Hall, Y’all (@ryanhallyall) profile pictureRyan Hall, Y’all
@ryanhallyallOct 16
Tonight, Lake Michigan is going to have waves taller than a house. Up to 20 feet out in the middle, and a few could hit 23.
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Andrew Kaczynski (@KFILE) profile picture
Andrew Kaczynski
@KFILEOct 15
This is immediately entering my lexicon
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Regardless of gender, wrestling is wrestling. Wrestlers are wrestlers.
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Beavers & ducks! Beavers & ducks!
RetroNewsNow (@RetroNewsNow) profile pictureRetroNewsNow
@RetroNewsNowOct 13
🎬 Barry Levinson’s ‘Bandits’ starring Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton and Cate Blanchett opened in theaters 25 years ago, October 12, 2001
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