Horrific new @StellaArtoisUK advert.
Involving a hotel that shows ancient tennis matches, a man who says "what a serve" to a bar man (said no one ever) and drug cheat @MariaSharapova stood next to him says thanks. Total cringe 😖
Took a trip to @homebargains Southall today after checking the HB website to see if it was open after refurbishment.
Website said yes and displayed the usual opening times. Turns out it's still closed and not open for another two weeks.
Maybe update the website 🤷🏻♂️
Otherwise known as it's lost. A regular occurrence. That won't stop @vintedUK keeping hold of my money for over a month though. Great business model. Terrible consumer model #VintedRefund #VintedLost
Every. Day. Who do I have to bribe to do the same?
@LBofHounslow @MPSHounslow
@ChiswickW4 local company parked dangerously and illegally at traffic black spot every day, never issued a ticket 🤔
"The industry claimed it was taking steps to self-regulate and reduce advertising, but yet again they have not kept to their word."
@MPIainDS Only surprise is that you are surprised. I can't decide if you're naive or willfully ignorant. There's no reason to self regulate.
Jesus christ how long and drawn out is that @santanderuk advert with the Geordie chuckleheads. Painfully cringe, kids TV bad 😖
The only thing worse than being a victim of crime is trying to report it to @metpoliceuk
Not interested. What an absolute failure to your citizens you really are.
Waits for chat bot reply... Wait for it... 🙄
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Real shame as @tamworthfc should now be having a replay @SpursOfficial and much needed revenue but @FA decided to devalue their own competition to benefit, at most, 8 clubs. Guardians of the game my arse 😂😂
Keith Platt retweeted
COMEDY this week Thu 2/5 Try Out Night with
@KeithPlatt
And on Saturday 4/5, @charmianhughes hosts
@callybeaton
@Otiz_Cannelloni
@QuincyComedian
@LouieGreen88
@MDurchov
Hope to see you there.
Cheaper in advance.
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Keith Platt retweeted
COMEDY this week Thu 2/5 Try Out Night with
@KeithPlatt
And on Saturday 4/5, WINDSOR hosts
@callybeaton
@Otiz_Cannelloni
@QuincyComedian
@LouieGreen88
@MDurchov
Hope to see you there. Cheaper in advance. Book soon as shows sell out downstairsatthekingshead.com
Watched the latest @jimmycarr special. It's not so much the jokes that I dislike it's the casting. The bloke who plays Jimmy Carr is so wooden and insincere none of it rings true. Surely they could get somebody better?
Just gone to post a pair of earrings. Would have been a first class stamp. Because of "the bump" of the envelope. Cost me £1.95. Our @PostOffice is an absolute disgrace. A little bit of competition and they persecute the customers that still use them. Pathetic. @RoyalMailHelp
Keith Platt retweeted
COMEDY this week Thu 25/1 Try Out Night with @keithplatt
Saturday 27/1, @charmianhughes hosts
@Thephilellis
@RollingComedian
@julietmeyers
TIM CLARK
+ RICK RIGHT
Hope to see you there.
Cheaper in advance.
Book soon as shows sell out downstairsatthekingshead.com
That is bang out of order! What a shameful way to do business.
Apologies for ads appearing on my podcast. My hosting company @podbean opted me into their ad programme without my knowledge or consent. First I knew was hearing an advert on my podcast 10 mins ago. I have turned the feature off and will be leaving their platform.
Dear Everton Fans.
It's called financial doping, you were found guilty. Are you new to football? Have you not heard of points deductions?
Tke your medicine and shut the fuck up. You're not the first, you won't be the last and you are not special #Everton
