Barman. At a better pub than you drink in.
Preston, England
Joined April 2026
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Someone left a hat at work. Ngl if it isn't claimed within a couple of days I'm having it
Be interesting to know who Acaster's charity was, becuase he clearly couldn't give a fuck about them #Traitors
Keith Talentless retweeted
Esther Rantzen’s daughter telling bare faced lies about why Assisted Dying isn’t law on Jeremy Vine. Said the vote was timed to ensure key MPs were in Ukraine. No mention of principled objections. Pure conspiracy theory. Claimed her mother never centred herself in her campaigning. This kind of deception pollutes our politics.
Oh btw new followers - if you're Restore or Reform, fuck off, there's a good little idiot. I wouldn't piss on you if you were allergic to piss. Fuck off until you can't fuck off any further, then come back, then fuck off again, you shitty little wastes of skin, you oxygen thieves
Got a bunch of new followers off the back of one tweet that did numbers and from a cursory look at some of them hoo boy they are not going to last.
So-called customer has been sat in the pub for 5 hours. Keeps asking for pints of tap water. Hasn't spent a bleeding penny. Has charged his phone. At what point do I tell them to buy something or fuck off out of it?
Fucker had the temerity to try and cadge a cig off me as well. Don't know I maintained my customer service face
Keith Talentless retweeted
If Sally Rooney really wanted to help actual Gazans she could have donated her royalties to a charity. Instead she decided to fund a bunch of Europeans that smash up stuff and hit cops with sledgehammers. This is the pro-Pal movement in a nutshell.
Don't let the door hit your racist pachouli-stinking white-dreadlocked never-read-a-book arse on the way out
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Keith Talentless retweeted
Rooney could have gone on TV every single day vocally opposing Israel's actions in Gaza & would have been able to still keep selling her books here.
What she can't do is say proceeds from her books will go to a proscribed terrorist group.
Zack knows this. He hopes you don't.
Keith Talentless retweeted
Sally Rooney who demanded boycotts of Israeli books and authors simply for being Israeli has now been boycotted herself?
Sally Rooney books withdrawn in UK over Palestine Action support bbc.in/4B82LFi
