Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush · Feb 19, 2026 · 1:53 AM UTC

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Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush@KeldonPlushFeb 19

Due to a series of (extremely) unfortunate events, “Jeremy Sochan Word of the Day” has been replaced with “Keldon Johnson Word of the Day”. The day count will remain. Day 1661.

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Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush@KeldonPlush30 Oct 2022

Due to a series of unfortunate events, “Josh Primo Word of the Day” has been replaced with “Jeremy Sochan Word of the Day”. The day count will remain. Day 453.

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Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush · Nov 7, 2026 · 6:10 PM UTC

Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush@KeldonPlushNov 7

Just watched Godzilla Minus Zero and I haven't seen a tall creature get embarassed to this level since game 7 Chet Holmgren

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Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush · Nov 6, 2026 · 7:51 PM UTC

Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush@KeldonPlushNov 6

I want this usagi so fucking bad bruh

ﾉﾝﾉ@ununosumaNov 6

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Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush · Nov 5, 2026 · 5:28 AM UTC

Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush@KeldonPlushNov 5

FAWKKK MY ASSHOLE WAS SO CLENCHED AT THE END HOLY SHIT LET'S GOOO

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Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush · Nov 5, 2026 · 5:16 AM UTC

Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush@KeldonPlushNov 5

Wemby is grabbing his knee a bit too much for comfort breh

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Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush · Nov 5, 2026 · 5:03 AM UTC

Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush@KeldonPlushNov 5

The fact that non Wemby minutes are still Hitler in the big 2026 is not funny

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Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:58 AM UTC

Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush@KeldonPlushNov 4

DOES IT EVER DRIVE YOU CRAZY JUST HOW FAST THE NIGHT CHANGEEEEES

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@automaticnba9 Jan 2025

have you won 5 games in a row this decade

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Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush · Nov 1, 2026 · 1:39 PM UTC

Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush@KeldonPlushNov 1

Number 4... hmm....

Victator Wembanyama@954_WillNov 1

Fox is having the most efficient season of his career so far 16.5 PPG 4.8 RPG 7.0 APG on 58/37/80 shooting splits & a 68.6% TS% but get this he’s also taking the fewest shots of his career at 9.8 per game adapting his game in real time

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Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush · Oct 29, 2026 · 5:00 PM UTC

Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush@KeldonPlushOct 29

I lowkey have a Chiikawa spending problem bruh how do I stop

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Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush · Oct 29, 2026 · 5:01 PM UTC

Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush@KeldonPlushOct 29

Not my fault their ovepriced merch is very charming to a young man such as myself 🤷

Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush · Oct 29, 2026 · 5:36 AM UTC

Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush@KeldonPlushOct 29

They call him 007

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@SixZamierOct 29

My demon has 1007 points ❤️❤️

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Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush · Oct 29, 2026 · 5:33 AM UTC

Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush@KeldonPlushOct 29

So tuff bruh... what can I say, Wemby and I really got that dog in them

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@BalaPattySZNOct 29

VICTOR WEMBANYAMA TONIGHT: 36 PTS - 14 REB - 5 AST - 2 BLKS - 14/25 FG

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Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush · Oct 29, 2026 · 5:30 AM UTC

Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush@KeldonPlushOct 29

I have grown very fond of this creature... Wishing them the best

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Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush · Oct 29, 2026 · 4:47 AM UTC

Keldon Johnson’s Marketable Plush@KeldonPlushOct 29

Oh BROTHER 😭😭😭😭

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@mattgzmanOct 29

#Spurs coach Mitch Johnson on Luke Kornet’s early struggles this season: “ I think that part of that is the four guys (who) are out there with Luke need to be better. Sometimes, the Luke thing gets so exasperated because (the narrative) is Luke vs. Victor, at times.   “If it’s the same four guys that are out there with both, it's not just a Luke thing. That means they got to be better as well.” #PorVida