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I may be a lemon, but that doesn't mean I can't train UFC. @TheArtOfWar6 @MMAThanos @_MMAMindset stan. Accomplishments: made Tracy Cortez, MacMally laugh

Joined December 2014
When a homie needs to ratio someone
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Every 6 months a couple of Jon Jones’ opponents get together and argue about who he beat worse
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Wow! Looks like Merab hit a wall? The walls I touch are empowering! Use code MOSSAD to get a free pager with eligible bets on Polymarket!
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Petr Yan calling out King Kong is such a low move because there’s no way he can make 135
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This shit is downright preposterous
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Lot of brave fighters on the card tonight, but none braver than the men and women of the IDF! Use code NETANYAHU to get 2x your winnings today only on Draft Kings!
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White Boy STUNS Muslim audience by getting SPLIT DECISION WIN in Abu Dhabi against a Russian Muslim
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When will Israel’s first UFC event take place???
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Just say Hasbulla in the background and now I need a new TV
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Fuck it. Gay Hunter Campbell
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I once ran into Luke Thomas in a seedy DC bar. I told him I recognized him and that I watched MMA and by our fifth drink he wouldn’t stop insisting that Jon Jones has to have a third arm. He kept saying that β€œshit he does isn’t possible, he’s hiding it somewhere” and I tried to tell him the cameras would’ve caught it or that he wouldn’t pass medical. Dude wouldn’t budge at all. β€œYou think they could get past USADA but don’t have the technology to sneak another arm in the octagon?” He gave me a small gold coin with his bald head on it before he slipped into a limo and that’s the only thing I have to prove that this interaction happened
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Getting a vr headset and mechanical fleshlight for GTA VI. Don’t text
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Me when Tabatha Ricci is getting into the octagon
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My dick got bigger and then started lifting weights after I drank the McGregor energy drink
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Me when I’m watching a movie with my aunt and she says β€œgo lock the door”
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Jarvis, buy tickets to the next Sophie Cunningham game and buy 6 inch heel lifts. Expedite delivery
Sophie Cunningham worked as a ring girl during UFC 329. [πŸ“Έ: GETTY ]
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β€œNo more leg injuries, right Conor? Right???” Conor:
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Conor McGregor walk out, I’m already breathing heavy
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Low fight IQ from BSD but not sure what we expected from the FRENCH
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