Kenneth J. Conway (@Kenneth_Conway) profile picture
NewYork
Joined November 2013
Tesla Sold More Model 3s In Q2 2019 Than GM Sold Chevy Bolts Worldwide Since Its Birth theinforadar.com/2019/07/tes…
Did you know orange is the same word in both French & English? Why didn't they do that with every word and make it easier on everyone?
My daughter wrote. ''I will see you every day of our lives.'' on my Mother's Day card. so I guess we've resorted to threats now.
I wonder how much more I would have time to accomplish in my life if hotel lamp switches were always in the same place.
if you are on a magazine cover with the headline my new body and that body is not. like. a cheetah or horse. missed opportunity
It might be time to diet when you ask Siri to call your '' boyfriend'' and she dial's up Domino's pizza
How do you answer the question 'What's new?' without sighing really loudly first?
Hellboy was summoned to Earth from the depths of Hell as a failed plot by the Nazis during World War II
Don't eat that Apple. You can smoke this plant I made instead
LeBron to wear No. 23 for 1 more season after Nike denies request dailyamericanbuzz.com/2019/0…
Damn girl. is your dad an astronaut? Because I'd like to meet him. Please let me meet your astronaut dad.
cut sugar. fats. pasta. alcohol. bread and wrists.
Once an octopus figures out how to do roundhouse kicks. humans are pretty much done
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My burrito brings all the boys to the yard and they're like. 'Careful.everything is falling out from the other side.'
Came downstairs to watch the game and the channel had changed. Looked at the dog. he looked back. then slowly slid his paw off the remote.
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Girl Left Her Boyfriend To Concentrate On Watching #Riverdale Full Time bit.ly/2z7aFQJ
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I recommend you chickens learn to talk. Nobody ever said let's go get a bucket of parrot.
I know we haven't talked in awhile but I've been thinking about us a lot and I was wondering if u remembered the name of that burrito place