Parody account of Kevin Foster- possibly the worst MP Torbay ever knew. Ex Secretary of State for Sausage Rolls. Seeking work in the savoury slice industry.

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I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired! New ride coming soon.
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How did we go from Brat Summer to Hitler Winter
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Replying to @Kevin___foster
OHHHHHHH HELLLLLL YES !!!!!!!!!!
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Replying to @Kevin___foster
You want picking up in the morning pal? @kevin_j_foster
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a Darling Torbay kinda day 💪🧡 #Torbay
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They’ve got my vote.
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It was only a few weeks ago that the Disabled Sailing Association in Torquay received the Kings Award for Voluntary Service & this was why I selected them for a visit from Ed Davey yesterday. It was great to see coverage of them on regional TV.
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Replying to @LucyJMcDaid
I would sooner teabag a fire-ant nest than suffer another 5 years of Kevin Foster’s sickening self interest, mediocrity, fake support for Torquay United and his asinine, glib weekly updates. It’s time for Steve Darling. Torbay deserves change.
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Former Tory minister Kevin Foster quits membership of the Disabled Sailing Association charity after they let Sir Ed Davey campaign on one of their boats today He is re-standing as Torbay's Conservative candidate and the Lib Dems were clearly there to send a message..
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wait... Sir Ed Davey is a carer for disabled son and Lib dem candidate is registered disabled and @kevin_j_foster Conservative throws toys out of pram because its "HIS" boat 🤡 Great look Kevin #entitled #tory #prick #Torbay #Torquay
Former Tory minister Kevin Foster quits membership of the Disabled Sailing Association charity after they let Sir Ed Davey campaign on one of their boats today He is re-standing as Torbay's Conservative candidate and the Lib Dems were clearly there to send a message..
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Kevin Foster Failed MP Parody Account retweeted
Not sure about Banksy’s latest work.
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Replying to @kevin_j_foster
@kevin_j_foster went for a walk through Torquay today, and I have a question. If you and the @Conservatives are doing great things to help the economy, can you explain why half of Torquay is empty shops?
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Replying to @Kevin___foster
Yep, absolutely…anything to get that twat out.
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Replying to @Kevin___foster
Tactical vote only is the key
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“Let’s learn from the horrors of the Holocaust by putting humans in containment camps on ships, trafficking them to Rwanda, calling them ‘illegal’ and using words like ‘swarms’.” Sorry but people like you are steering our country towards horrors like that- not away from it.
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If @lewis_goodall and @jonsopel want to see the absolute lack of insight in the Conservative Party, look at local MP @kevin_j_foster crowing over winning an extra council seat, instead of any recognition of how his party are failing our country and deprived communities in Torbay.
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Replying to @Kevin___foster
Tough luck Hazel. Now for your husband !!!!!
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Have to say when we said Britain would be on strike this winter I didn’t think it would include Match of the Day
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Replying to @RishiSunak
The sad thing is the people who get excited by policies like this want you to “go home” also Rishi. It’s always really been about skin colour. They just can’t quite say that in public yet. 1930s Germany called and they want their policy back.
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1973: “There will be flying cars in the future.” 2023:
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