DO NOT COME IN MY DM unless you plan to pay my rent and take care of my 5 kids! My therapist said NO NEW friends unless theyโ€™re imaginary!๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’‹

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Combos that will forever be goated๐Ÿฅต
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I donโ€™t hold grudges. I just remember who needs to stay over there.โ˜•๐Ÿซง๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ€
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These nachos look like they could fix every problem I got going on ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿง€
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Soft Girl Sunrise: โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿซง๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพ Babygirl, you don't have to rush into this week trying to prove anything. Sip your coffee, gather your thoughts, and move at a pace that lets you enjoy your own life. You're a woman, not a deadline. ๐Ÿคโ˜•๐Ÿง‡
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Happy Monday Ghouls and Goblins! Reminder: Before you go looking for more ways to improve yourself, take a moment to love the person you already are. She deserves flowers too. Be gentle with yourself today, okay? Youโ€™re still growing, still learning, still becoming....and thatโ€™s a beautiful place to be. Loooooove Yoooooou!๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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Happy Sunday Cupcakes! Loooove Yoooou!๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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Happy Saturday Lovies! Have an amazing weekend! Looooove Yooooou!๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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Me heading to work on a Friday to be as useless as the G in lasagna๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ
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The guac isn't extra hereโ€ฆ AND THAT'S HOW IT SHOULD BE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ
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๐ŸŽ€Today's mission is to notice the little things: the sunlight, your favorite drink, a song that makes you smile, or five minutes where your mind feels quiet. Your life doesn't have to be extraordinary every day for it to be beautiful. ๐ŸŒธโ˜•๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿซง
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My toxic trait is seeing $1.50 tacos and thinking I can eat 12 of them๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒฎ
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Happy Friday My Lil Biscuits! Reminder: Look at yourself with softer eyes. Youโ€™re carrying things nobody else can see, and youโ€™re still showing up! Have the best weekend and an awesome Friday Sunshines! Loooooove Yoooooou! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽงPut these Chris Brown albums in order from your favorite to least favorite ๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸŽถ Which oneโ€™s taking the top spot?
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I be like "NEVER AGAIN" and then guess what I did AGAINED๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ™„
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I will never understand how people can be adult enough to lay down and make a baby together but canโ€™t be adult enough to co-parent together cordially.
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๐ŸŽ€Pretty girl, remember this today: ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ€โ˜•๐Ÿซง๐Ÿง‡ the right opportunities won't require you to betray your values, and the right relationships won't require you to abandon your needs. You can work hard for what you want without working against yourself to get it. ๐ŸŽ€
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PINEAPPLE ON A HOT DOG IS CRAZY WORK ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒญ
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Happy Thursday Honey Loves! Reminder: Let yourself have a bad moment without turning it into a bad day, a bad week, or a bad opinion of yourself! Have the best Friday Jr. My Babies! Loooooove Yoooooou! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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