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Keeper of the Groove simply smoking cigarettes under a tree

Treasure Island
Joined June 2009
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We've all seen the regular stats about how bad @Pumpfun tokens are. About how the vast majority of traders lose money. But the gigabytes of data I've been assembling over the past few days paints a much darker picture. I've spun up a VPS and am in the process of backfilling a hoarde of data (burning a ton of Helius credits) and comparing @Pumpfun to @LaunchOnSF Because of how many tokens are launched every single day the backfill process is still running, although I do have enough data to start being statistically accurate. I'm capturing data for the entire last month as well as logging all new data in real time. An expensive project, but a valuable one. For example, I already have learned: Tokens that have graduated on @LaunchOnSF are 3X more likely to still be active within 24 hours than graduated tokens on @Pumpfun That jumps to 5X a week after graduation. While both launchpads have a less than 2% graduation success rate what happens next is the most telling. Pump fun also has a much higher rate of "fake liquidity" (support being placed and then pulled before rug) than Stonk tokens. How do I know? My system is also tracking every single liquidity event. It's watching and logging every time people play games with liquidity in order to manipulate a chart. More insights will be shared with the greater amount of data I capture/backfill. This will be interesting.
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CAM LITTLE IS THE HERO IN LONDON
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NEW: StonkFun (@LaunchOnSF) has surpassed both PumpFun and Pons in 7-day revenue.
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Kill goblins until you can afford the gate crossing. I memba.
Replying to @lazulcapital
Use gp to pay the toll to al kharid
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if you've been here before, it looks, feels, smells, and tastes like nov 2023, or 2020 take your pick. if you forgot, or weren't here, multiple coins went multi-b within weeks, majors tripled. if you didn't, you're so bullish right now that it's hard to sleep. knowers know.
80k is the 30k of this cycle When broken, aim for ATH
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My gf who works on Wall Street just asked me about tokenized stocks for the first time higher
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Just remember Low Quality Cats. At any moment we can turn on the QD2 and harness the power of dildonomics! World’s first!
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good taste comes from bein spiritually rich
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MayMay. The high quality degens do not know, forgive them. They don’t understand that low quality is here to stay. That LQC is the best play. MayMay, show these regards the way - LQmeow LQC solana:HKv9jA7VREs68BA3PZMREiwuQKzfLUjr9azgrzbNpump opensea.io/collection/low-qu…
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ANOTHER W FOR ALL LQC COLLECTORS AROUND THE GLOBE SNAPSHOT INCOMING ANNOUNCEMENT SOON LQᴹᴱᴼᵂ
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🚨 ATTENTION 🚨 STAGE ONE OF QD2, BUYING OF 50 NFTs
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At Low Quality Investments we like to occasionally reach out to all low quality cats to assess where things stand. We’re happy to report that we’ve never been lower quality. 1) we’ve announced the beginning of dildoeconomics ( QD2 ). The LQC team is taking all LQC elements across multiple chains and creating the worlds first dildowheel. NFT royalties earned by the team are used to buy the OG token $LQC. This increases the LP rewards on the token which the team uses to support the NFT collection. Creating a closed dildo loop over multiple chains - worlds first. 2) we’ve launched the lowest quality art collection in the world. people are laughing again. it’s gud tek. 3) degens have rediscovered the OG token $LQC and are ready to make it a cornerstone of their retirement. Lastly, even lower quality ideas and announcements are in the works. Grab your rainbow colored dildorocket and strap in - LQmeow
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Added some more @Lowqltcat from low quality sellers
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🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 Today we are patenting the Quantitative Dildoing 2000 (QD2). It's the result of when the low quality cat brand operates across different mediums and chains - tokenomics that will induce fomo6942. This forms just part of our future plans to build the low quality cat brand. The Cat Works. Hard. Watch this space.
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Thread about LQC and why we’re on the precipice of something special A 🧵 I came to NFTs over 5 years ago. I saw many of my friends from the entertainment industry giving it a chance. It represented a way to earn a living doing art outside of the corporate structure - Disney, Marvel etc etc.. It was thrilling! And then… we inevitably lost our way. Art became a penny stock. Degen culture run amok and everything in general became rather low quality. There’s nothing necessarily wrong with that, we are here to make money and laugh at the absurdity… but something pure was drifting away. And then, LQC. The meme at one glance captures our love for analog, the absurd, and a bygone era that was equal parts comforting and hilarious. Our small team of respected artists and collectors decided to build it into a rally cry for these OG ethos during the height of degen summer 2024. This was the complete opposite of a KOL play lol… we had to climb against a wall of setbacks just to get our beloved token solana:HKv9jA7VREs68BA3PZMREiwuQKzfLUjr9azgrzbNpump and meme to a 3.5m mc. We made hundreds of memes… burned 50% of supply, paid for marketing and inevitably had everyone and their mother dump and take profit 😂. It was incredibly low quality. In fact, the core team never made a dollar even after years of hard work, we just stuck together because we loved the meme and message! We’re all low quality in this space at some point. We didn’t want to give up like 99.996942069% of the people and “founders” out there. So 8 weeks ago the core team got back together. All of us still holding our $LQC for the love of the meme and dropped a pfp collection that is our love letter to crypto, art, and degen culture. We felt that it will resonate with most on many different levels. And so, this rag tag team of under cats is hell bent on making their own path, making the visage of the blurry cat a staple of crypto culture and beyond. Welcome to low quality investments degen. Welcome to LQC. Low quality cat. High quality conviction. @lowqtlcat
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There was a dream that was crypto. Before KOLs, institutional tokenisation, exchanges and rugs. The dream was hopeful, but it was also a F-you to the establishment. It was a call for decentralisation, a call for emergent internet culture, a call for communities. It was punk, it was anarchy, it was creative. The dream might have seen low quality on the surface, but it was a dream of highest order. A dream about freedom. About disrupting old structures and the cabal. About building something ours. This is why I support @Lowqltcat and the team including @amccarroll_420 @gCAN9k and @GuidoDisalle . Thanks guys for keeping the dream alive. As satoshi might say: if you don’t get it, I don’t have time to explain. Long live the low quality cat.
Thread about LQC and why we’re on the precipice of something special A 🧵 I came to NFTs over 5 years ago. I saw many of my friends from the entertainment industry giving it a chance. It represented a way to earn a living doing art outside of the corporate structure - Disney, Marvel etc etc.. It was thrilling! And then… we inevitably lost our way. Art became a penny stock. Degen culture run amok and everything in general became rather low quality. There’s nothing necessarily wrong with that, we are here to make money and laugh at the absurdity… but something pure was drifting away. And then, LQC. The meme at one glance captures our love for analog, the absurd, and a bygone era that was equal parts comforting and hilarious. Our small team of respected artists and collectors decided to build it into a rally cry for these OG ethos during the height of degen summer 2024. This was the complete opposite of a KOL play lol… we had to climb against a wall of setbacks just to get our beloved token solana:HKv9jA7VREs68BA3PZMREiwuQKzfLUjr9azgrzbNpump and meme to a 3.5m mc. We made hundreds of memes… burned 50% of supply, paid for marketing and inevitably had everyone and their mother dump and take profit 😂. It was incredibly low quality. In fact, the core team never made a dollar even after years of hard work, we just stuck together because we loved the meme and message! We’re all low quality in this space at some point. We didn’t want to give up like 99.996942069% of the people and “founders” out there. So 8 weeks ago the core team got back together. All of us still holding our $LQC for the love of the meme and dropped a pfp collection that is our love letter to crypto, art, and degen culture. We felt that it will resonate with most on many different levels. And so, this rag tag team of under cats is hell bent on making their own path, making the visage of the blurry cat a staple of crypto culture and beyond. Welcome to low quality investments degen. Welcome to LQC. Low quality cat. High quality conviction. @lowqtlcat
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Is the quality of my LQC squad approved? 👀 If you’re not joining LQC now, you might regret it in the days ahead. IYKYK 🫳🎤
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