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let these tweets serve as my autobiography✨

Joined January 2010
If I hear MY child’s bad ass bff didn’t get a cupcake to celebrate HER birthday because YOU said so, I’d have a problem too. You can control YOUR classroom incentives, not a birthday. He’s wrong.
The teacher's vantage point
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If I know I can’t spend $500 on a party, but for $20 my child can feel celebrated by all the kids in their class, that’s what I’m going to do. If I know I can’t afford a $20 gift, or gas to drive to my child’s BFF party, a class party does the job too!
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At the end of the day, LET KIDS HAVE A CHILDHOOD.
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Honestly praying for him. Everybody wants to do pranks and Content for their gain. TBH people don’t be feeling like all that. The guy literally told him he didn’t have time for jokes and he continued to bother him. Shit ain’t funny. You doing shit for likes and ppl tryna live.
This broke me. Find this man. Find him and I will personally fundraise for him.
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this is so crazy. You can literally see from bottom to top when you’re in the hood versus when you exit the hood
Is The Cheesecake Factory Really a Restaurant for Regular Americans? Here’s what the data show washingtonsun.com/policy/che…
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My kids cannnnotttttttttttt be exposed to these type of kidsssss omg
come get these kids!!! 😭
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Again why I always tell my sister NO ONE on this earth knows her better than me. She can never EVER get over on me.
Kim Kardashian was in shock as her elder sister Khloe debunked the diagnosis Kim got from her therapist, Kim had no idea Khloe knows her like the back of her hand. But does Kim spend so much money on Doctors/Specialists.
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She’s about to experience REAL bullying by some of the meanest bitches on bravo😭
I can already see it now with Heavenly and Nneka “‘so Nneka what brings you guys to Atlanta. You wanted to be on tv this bad ? #Married2Med 😭
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Sis had enough.
God bless this judge .. A drunk diver’s mother was laughing while the victims gave their impact statements to the courts .. so she sentenced her to 93 days in jail ! Every judge should be like this !
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Bow Wow is important to rap history and we should never forget that.
🚨 DRAKE SHOWS LOVE TO BOW WOW FOR INSPIRING HIM AS A YOUNG ARTIST! 👀 Drake gives Bow Wow his flowers for pulling up and performing at his Birthday show, while also acknowledging the impact Bow Wow had on him growing up. Drake explained how he learned from watching Bow Wow’s rise to stardom, especially during his run on 106 & Park, and how seeing him elevate the game taught him valuable lessons about what it takes to become a star. 🗣️ Drake gives Bow Wow his respect for paving the way and inspiring him when he was younger! 🙏🏾
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🚨 DRAKE SHOWS LOVE TO BOW WOW FOR INSPIRING HIM AS A YOUNG ARTIST! 👀 Drake gives Bow Wow his flowers for pulling up and performing at his Birthday show, while also acknowledging the impact Bow Wow had on him growing up. Drake explained how he learned from watching Bow Wow’s rise to stardom, especially during his run on 106 & Park, and how seeing him elevate the game taught him valuable lessons about what it takes to become a star. 🗣️ Drake gives Bow Wow his respect for paving the way and inspiring him when he was younger! 🙏🏾
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COMPLEX ranked the best R&B songs of the 2000s 1. Usher – “U Got It Bad” (2001) 2. Mariah Carey – “We Belong Together” (2005) 3. D’Angelo – “Untitled (How Does It Feel)” (2000) 4. Alicia Keys – “You Don’t Know My Name” (2003) 5. Ashanti – “Foolish” (2002) 6. The-Dream – “Rockin’ That Shit” (2008) 7. R. Kelly – “Ignition (Remix)” (2002) 8. Beyoncé – “Me, Myself and I” (2003) 9. T-Pain feat. Yung Joc – “Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin’)” (2007) 10. Ne-Yo – “So Sick” (2005) 11. Amy Winehouse – “Back to Black” (2007) 12. Usher – “U Don’t Have to Call” (2001) 13. Sade – “By Your Side” (2000) 14. Mýa feat. Jay-Z – “Best of Me, Part 2” (2000) 15. Aaliyah – “Rock the Boat” (2001) 16. Amerie – “1 Thing” (2005) 17. Rihanna feat. Jay-Z – “Umbrella” (2007) 18. Chris Brown – “Yo (Excuse Me Miss)” (2005) 19. Erykah Badu – “Didn’t Cha Know” (2000) 20. R. Kelly – “I Wish” (2000) 21. Usher – “Confessions Part II” (2004) 22. Janet Jackson – “Someone to Call My Lover” (2001) 23. Ginuwine – “Differences” (2001) 24. Monica – “So Gone” (2003) 25. Beyoncé – “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)” (2008) 26. Ashanti – “Rock wit U (Awww Baby)” (2003) 27. Destiny’s Child feat. T.I. & Lil Wayne – “Soldier” (2004) 28. Jagged Edge feat. Run – “Let’s Get Married (Remix)” (2000) 29. Ciara – “Promise” (2006) 30. Carl Thomas – “I Wish” (2000) 31. Ne-Yo – “Miss Independent” (2008) 32. Faith Evans – “I Love You” (2002) 33. Mary J. Blige – “Family Affair” (2001) 34. Jazmine Sullivan – “Need U Bad” (2008) 35. Jill Scott – “A Long Walk” (2000) 36. Lloyd feat. Lil Wayne – “You” (2006) 37. Kelis – “Milkshake” (2003) 38. Case – “Missing You” (2000) 39. Maxwell – “Pretty Wings” (2009) 40. Bobby V. – “Slow Down” (2005) 41. Fantasia – “When I See U” (2007) 42. Joe – “Stutter” / **Joe feat. Mystikal** – “Stutter (Double Take Remix)” (2000/2001) 43. Anthony Hamilton – “Charlene” (2004) 44. Robin Thicke – “Lost Without U” (2006) 45. Keyshia Cole – “Love” (2005) 46. Cassie – “Me & U” (2006) 47. Michael Jackson feat. Marsha Ambrosius – “Butterflies” (2002) 48. Justin Timberlake Feat. T.I. – “My Love” (2006) 49. Pretty Ricky – “On the Hotline” (2007) 50. Pharrell feat. Jay-Z – “Frontin’” (2003)
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Cancelling/“pausing” like 5 predominantly POC driven shows over the past year and a half, only to bring in another whitewashed show featuring a literal known racist is definitely a choice. @Andy @NBCUniversal good to see where y’all morals are
Everything is bigger in Texas, especially the drama. Don't miss the series premiere of Small Town Trouble: Texas on November 18th! #SmallTownTrouble
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I asked a few people if they remembered Ask Jeeves and every single one looked at me like I made it up. HOW DO YOU NOT REMEMBER ASK JEEVES??? We literally used to ask a cartoon butler questions before Google became everyone’s entire personality. Please tell me someone else remembers this.
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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This is crazy even by “black dont crack” standards
Ernie Hudson is 80, beat cancer twice✨❤️
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Coconut is my absolute favorite.
Good morning to everybody except ppl wi enjoy anything coconut related
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This is cold weather hip hop right here
Lil Wayne - Hustler Musik
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You have NO FU**KING IDEA how often women bite their tongues just so your fragile egos don’t get absolutely FU*KING DESTROYED.
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