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Keyan Jardine

@Keyzo_K

The History Boys | Wits School of Social Sciences UG Representative

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Joined March 2012
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JAYisNoboDEE@Light_TheJay24 Apr 2013
"Lend me some sugar.. I am your neighbor.!" - 3000
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Santa isn't real. Jesus told me.
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They have all the swag in the world till u ask them to read a paragraph out loud.
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@TheTweetOfGod4 Mar 2013
The baby that was cured of AIDS was cured only because it was the first infected baby that expressed sincere remorse for what it had done.
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@OMGFacts3 Mar 2013
The original Karate Kid is now the same age as the actor who played Mr. Miyagi was in the movie
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@TheTweetOfGod22 Feb 2013
I created the entire universe in six days because I have infinite power. Then I rested on the seventh day because I was tired.
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I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more to be than a good dancer. ~ Nietzsche bit.ly/philq
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I am indeed amazed when I consider how weak my mind is and how prone to error. ~ Descartes
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Why do Capetonians keep having to tell you their city is beautiful?
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.@loyisogola, "It's easier for Kgalema to come out as gay than to say he's running for president!" Hahaha. #Joke!
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@OMGFacts12 Dec 2012
The youngest ever recorded, intentional suicide was by a six year old girl who hung herself by a crib
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Melissa Orren@M_Orren24 Nov 2012
Feels so good to wake up on a Saturday and know I don't have to spend all my time studying😊😊
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Believe me, that was a happy age, before the days of architects, before the days of builders. ~ Seneca bit.ly/philq
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A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. ~ Nietzsche bit.ly/philq
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I wish you would not always speak so confidently without knowledge. #Tolkien
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Every person takes the limits of their own field of vision for the limits of the world. ~ Schopenhauer bit.ly/philq
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I've never know any trouble than an hour's reading didn't assuage. ~ Schopenhauer bit.ly/philq
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Zuma will win, Obama will win. now get on with your life
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To live alone is the fate of all great souls. ~ Schopenhauer
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The wise speak only of what they know. #Tolkien
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