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Keyan Jardine

@Keyzo_K

The History Boys | Wits School of Social Sciences UG Representative

 Middle-Earth
Joined March 2012
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Only two movies have ever moved me; Revenge of The Sith and The Godfather Part 3. Beautiful
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JAYisNoboDEE@Light_TheJay24 Apr 2013
"Lend me some sugar.. I am your neighbor.!" - 3000
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"@OMGFacts: There is a real life lightsaber utilized by the Air Force, that can reach up to 5000 degrees Fahrenheit" @DepressedDarth
"@taheerjardine: @Keyzo_K what? This is gana be Kak offensive I just know" Cot Death :)
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"@MrRhoda: Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)-classic shit!" Timeless masterpiece.
In a break from conventional preference, I think that pickled fish is atrocious.
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Rick Rozay rapping about date raping women LOL
Santa isn't real. Jesus told me.
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Ignorance
All these girls quoting Marilyn Monroe like she's the epitome of what a woman should be, unaware that she was the first model for Playboy.
They have all the swag in the world till u ask them to read a paragraph out loud.
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"@Moniq_VR: Is that a good or a bad "Eish" ? RT @Keyzo_K: Big, frizzy hair. Eish"- Not sure
Big, frizzy hair. Eish
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Visiting the archives with the honours students tomorrow ☺
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@TheTweetOfGod4 Mar 2013
The baby that was cured of AIDS was cured only because it was the first infected baby that expressed sincere remorse for what it had done.
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@OMGFacts3 Mar 2013
The original Karate Kid is now the same age as the actor who played Mr. Miyagi was in the movie
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God
@TheTweetOfGod22 Feb 2013
I created the entire universe in six days because I have infinite power. Then I rested on the seventh day because I was tired.
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11 hours at home, 13 hours on campus. That's my day
I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more to be than a good dancer. ~ Nietzsche bit.ly/philq
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