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There are no boring stories, no ordinary ideas- only boring storytellers. Kayode changes all of that. World class writer.

Ibadan, Nigeria
Joined November 2023
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I figured I've show less of myself than I should, I've underplayed for way too long. I'm a world class writer and you should know. medium.com/@ojedelekayode8/uโ€ฆ
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NYSC permanent orientation camp, Ogun state. You are shit! Why would you force men to leave their halls,exeat the camp and ask some to stay in empty halls so girls can take their spaces?! #NYSC #NYSCOGUNSTATECAMP
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There are no boring stories, no ordinary ideas- only boring storytellers. I change all of that. Hire my services at upwork.com/services/product/โ€ฆ
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Khayode IX๐Ÿ’™ retweeted
"I really appreciated those nocturnal hours I had, because I was able to escape everything and everyone." 2026-05-06 #memoir #writerslife #author
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"Like most people, I dream. I dream of many things..." I wrote this semi-fiction memoir in 2017. I loved what the younger me created. Now, better experienced, I'm rewriting it, andit's going to be even better. Coming soon to Medium and Substack. #WritingCommunity #Memoir
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โ€œCan you work under pressure? โ€ We started and finnished our homework while the teacher was beating those who didn't do it. Come on naw ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Just when NSCDC is under fire for murder of some 36 Nigerians, they become our saviours by discovering an illegal juice plant. It had to be NSCDC not NAFDAC that needs PR. Clowns!
Are you seeing the level of our wickedness in this nation, what kind of country is this self
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Many Nigerians are in fact, not homophobic. They just hold men to absolutely separate standards. medium.com/@ojedelekayode8/nโ€ฆ @lgbtqnation #gaypeople #gayinnigeria
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But, nobody wey no fit to make am.
"Naso money dey change people" _Patoranking
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The Three lions are happy with 3rd place. If they came second, they wouldn't be as happy as this. It's ironic. They probably won't even wear their medals #fifaworldcup #threelions
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Did a spec copywriting project for @RegusGlobal, @ZephansAndCo and @LovelyBBQ Rewrote their homepage hero with the AIDA framework to guide readers from attention to action. Also, I made CTA more compelling. Check out the before and after below.
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Also, I'm a copywriter with no web design expert, I only own rights to the copy (i.e the writings) and not the graphics. I used an AI to input my copies on the page.
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Tell me why these people are speaking Igbo to me in Anambra. These people assume everyone is Ibo. Simple English or at least pigin they canโ€™t use to communicate.
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Stop farming engagement with job vacancy posts... We job hunters are extremely serious about it
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But then, why these bandits no dey kidnap politicians or their relatives? Untouchable??
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Omo if you no happy for Arsenal you be bad person oo COYG!!!
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It's FA Cup final day! ๐Ÿ† Let's do this - together. ๐Ÿ˜ค #CFC | #EmiratesFACup
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2031. Waking up as a barrister.
Woke up as a medical doctor!!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ E still be like dream mehnnnn
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An embarrassment disguised as a movie.
An incredibly stupid movie. Stupid storyline, poor acting, and overwhelmingly dull.
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Yeah. How about when a girl will slap your chest or buttocks and dare you to "do your own back" When a girl will caress your thigh or brush their backside against your groin
It started with "tap current" in secondary school, mind you.
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