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Ha uns 9 anos meu tio largou a esposa pela amante e eu sempre tive um ódio mortal da rapariga porque vi minhas primas sofrerem. Meu tio? Ainda o amo e perdoei, mas a “mulher” dele há 9 anos finjo que não existe mesmo dentro da casa deles
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Uma vez na terapia eu estava falando sobre uma cidadã que meu pai se envolveu. E o terapeuta:
- interessante, você protege seu pai quando fala dessas coisas, como se ele não fosse o responsável de expor a família a uma mulher assim.
Até hoje me pego pensando nisso.
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Father and son in 2002
Russell Brand's father says his son is the "victim" as he hits out at the justice system after the comedian was sentenced to 10 years and six months in prison.
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HELPPP
Stupid Kohls now has self checkout and it didn’t even remind me to check for these stupid tags and chat gpt is treating me like a criminal and won tell me how to take it off!!
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Quando eu tinha uns 12-13 anos minha irmã tinha uma amiga que era um pouco próxima a mim, ela tinha 11-12 anos na época e ela era muito bonita, o que chamava a atenção dos outros. Nisso ela conheceu um cara que começou a conversar secretamente com ela, ele tinha 17-18 anos +
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La peor experiencia médica de mi vida fue en urgencias. Estando muy deprimida me tomé TODAS las pastillas de Lexatin que tenía en casa. Perdí el conocimiento y me llevaron a urgencias. No sé qué pasó. Desperté a la mañana siguiente sola y nadie me explicó nada. La psiquiatra +
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to ask how my mom is doing, and being the incredibly blunt man he his, just replies “come to the hospital”
cue me silently start freaking out mid class bc now I think my mom is dying, until a couple minutes later my dad follows up with “mom is fine”
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go to the hospital to get it checked out (over a full week after we returned from the week-long trip), but since I had work+classes that day it was just my parents that went
they left early in the morning but by 3-4pm I realize I’ve heard nothing from them at all, I text my dad
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Me acaba de acordar de que a principio de año tragué vidrio porque se me reventó un plato en el micro y yo ni cuenta me di hasta que mientras comía me empezó a arder la garganta y cuando fui al baño escupí todo sangre y a aparte de terminar internada me putiaron los medicos
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All this talk reminds me of part of a little house on the prairie book where all the older boys come back to school in winter when the harvest season is over and they’re no longer needed on the farm. They end up harassing the teacher so much that the town fires her and hires this new guy who shows up to class with a bull whip and whips the boys to get them back in line. We should bring this back
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I got an RV washer/dryer a few years ago to hold over during situations like this. It's definitely not a full-load deal, but you can get some blouses, pants, and delicates washed with it
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Not be rude… Your mom was leveraging you for proximity. She was a pedo too. We need to start calling women like this what they are.
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Imagino que venderle eso a precio de oro a turistas es rentable. En València hay unas panaderías llamadas "El horno de los borrachos", abren como a las 4am 🤣 y un domingo a las 6 ya han facturado la mitad del alquiler del mes con calidad top. Una vez vi a Fito haciendo cola 🤣
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Empezamos a hablar con mi mamá de los inmigrantes. Me dijo que uno cuando migra se tiene que adaptar, «tu padre vivía ahí con la cabeza en Lugo». Me terminó contando que, en el 70, fueron para allá porque ella le dijo que tenía que ver cómo era la vida en España para ver dónde
