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Joined August 2011
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Plug into whatever trips your switch and ride that joy pony through the gates of eternity.
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Since 2017, JobsOhio estimates that oil and gas producers have contributed over $12 BILLION in royalties. These local investments create generational opportunity and drive real economic growth across our state! Learn more at EssentialOhioEnergy.com.
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this guy just doin some cool shit
This original medieval-style dance piece is in G minor, with a chord progression that alternates between Gm and Cm, incorporating variations like Gm6 and Cm6 for that hypnotic flow.
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He’s doing good work. Let the kid finish and call them custom.
you just installed a 15 million naira kitchen cabinet... 2026 sparkling brand!... Went out to play golf for 45 mins and you came back home to see this... What's your next action?
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Looks like I picked the right time to go keto. Everything is coming U.K. Buttowski! 😂
Remember: Tariffs are taxes that are ultimately passed down to the consumer.
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Somebody @FDSportsbook must have lost a poker game to Chauncey Billups.
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He says this like he just found out when in fact they knew the subsidies were going to expire this year since they passed the thing as a “temporary” measure during COVID. Just papering the failure of their health policy with tax dollars. Affordable. It’s the first word in ACA
Here’s the horrifying truth we’ve been warning about for months: Millions of Americans are going to pay tens of thousands of dollars more for health insurance a year. And let’s be very clear about who will get hurt if these tax credits expire, because Republicans have been lying about it: Working- and middle-class families. In fact, the MAJORITY of people who benefit from these tax credits live in REPUBLICAN DISTRICTS.
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This is some straight @Oilfield_Rando type shit here. Don’t tell me rural America isn’t awesome.
This is the most American shit I've ever seen. This is Americana.
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I get the same look on my face when I can’t easily open the to go container myself.
His assignment was to film polar bears for the BBC. Fun fact about polar bears: they are one of the very few animal species that actively see humans as prey :)
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The year is 2040, the first astronauts have landed on Mars and found a cave with human skeletons and 5 words written on the cave walls. What are the 5 words?
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That’s just unfortunate timing right there.
Wow I can’t believe Epstein killed himself before realizing it was all a hoax
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To be fair, they got a lot more for their $6B than California got for >$100B (and counting), about 4x the original estimate. And it was supposed to be done in 2020. Only CA could take the high speed out of high speed rail. But they’ve outdone themselves. It’s an epic grift.
7 years ago, Senegal announced plans for a $6 billion Wakanda mega-city to show off African ingenuity Planned project vs final result:
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Major Buzzkill has entered the chat.
At this evening's firework show, you and your loved ones will inhale toxins equal to smoking a cigarette (160 µg/m³ PM₂.₅). Those pollutants will then seep into soil and water and we will be dosed again. As we celebrate life, our customs will be bathing us in death.🎇
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It’s not like this hasn’t been done before. It was just the shittiest hitters that used them back then.
#OneMinuteMan - the Yankees change the shape of their bats, hit 9 HR score a billion runs on the Brewers
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There are not enough words in all the languages of all the species of the known and unknown universe to describe how much I fucking loathe home improvement projects.
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This guy couldn’t beat his way out of a wet dream. Man. I needed a laugh this afternoon and this clown delivers again. 😂
Tim Walz on Trump supporters: "I think I can kick most of their ass"
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If it were “my money” wouldn’t I be able to invest it, take a loan against it, draw down the account at my discretion…you know, control what is “mine”? It should be “my money” but it sure doesn’t behave like “my money”
6.2% of your paycheck goes into social security. plus an additional 6.2% is paid into social security by your employer on your behalf. 12.4% of every dollar you've ever earned has been paid into social security. it's YOUR MONEY.
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Let’em know @ComfortablySmug gotta show up all day every day
Dems are now, generally speaking, the high propensity voting party. R’s will lose a lot of winnable elections if their base has an ‘every four years’ mentality.
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