Axl Austin

Pathetic :') #FeelBadForTheBitch #ThatMayBeSarcasm

Am I ready for the Hall Of Fame ceremony, @gcw_wrestling? I'd say so!

Life is great guys. Got some seriously great sponsors and I ride for an amazing team right now, too! Great job, great friends, life is goooood! Hope you're all doing well. :-)

So I should go to Shotgun, right? You know, the brand I only left because the ex was getting pissy about me sharing the spotlight. Actually; naaaaah. I’m good earning bank as a skater.

Being able to tell a divorce lawyer you don’t want anything from your ex in the paperwork because your latest sponsorship is more than her yearly paycheque. #Priceless

So apparently I'm not allowed to name my upcoming signature deck the "Vainglorious" model >_> haha

My wife to be is now old. Should I start looking for a younger model? ;-) Joking asside. Happy Birthday @BurningDesireVS. Love you babe, hope you like the gifts! <3

I think I'm sleepin on the couch tonight :')

Couldn't be more proud to have stood beside @JazmynRainGCW @brookfordps & @ianmckinnon_. Utopia has fallen. ;-)

My eyes are still sore as hell... but that's just for fuel on the fire for Resurrection!

#OOC Huzzah! Un-banned again! lol

I'd have made a big deal out of a certain someone's birthday on here yesterday but that someone actually took my phone away from me! >_>

I know this chick called Victoria and she's kind of okay and stuff. Think I'll keep her. Happy valentines day @BurningDesireVS ;)

If it wasn't for @BurningDesireVS being involved, I'd want in that damn battle royal to try and get my hands on that bitch! :@

Lmao. Some people really are fucking clueless :-)

And I didn't actually use a ring-pop this time... ;-)

Sure, a 'beached whale', huh... this right here is why I'm the luckiest guy in the world. Fuck anyone who says otherwise.

I made the 'Genius' rage-quit twitter for the day... I think I win the internet, right? ;-)