When your favorite Firefighter wears a "Blue Lives Matter/Thin Blue Line" band EVERY shift...馃槏馃槏馃槏馃槏 I'm currently catching my breath 鉂わ笍馃挋鉂わ笍馃挋
That awkward moment when you go w/your 5yr old brother to Back to School Night and get asked when you're going to bring your "new baby".馃槼馃槼
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On the bright side, there are different kinds of wine to enjoy while trying to figure everything out. 馃檪
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I wish I had the faith that everything works out in the end, like I did 10yrs ago. Sometimes it just doesn't...you just learn from the mess.
Since when did Cardiologist hospitals ask your religion? #JustCurious
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My Cardiologist: U aren't anxious abt anything,are U? *pauses, then chuckles* Other than everything! I've got a daughter in her 20's. I know
My dog always paws at the left side of my chest. I think she realized there was a problem before I even did. #DogsAreAmazing #LoveHer
Having to go to the Cardiologist for some serious issues as a young 20-something makes me realize life is too short to take for granted.
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Every time my dog doesn't want to stick around for my dance moves...I realize I probably do suck at dancing 馃槀馃槀
Keisha: Everyone knows how to do an interview...you just lie and say as many big words as possible. 馃槀 #DyingLaughing #ToMuch #Girl
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As much as I enjoy it sometimes, this whole living alone after living with a S.O. thing is a bit of a downer at times.
To me, Adam Sandler's acting is like that annoying rock you can't find and remove from your shoe when you're on a nice walk.
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You know you've progressed past your breakup when the only thing you're actually mad about is that your good vacuum is still at his house 馃槀
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Going to an outside wedding tomorrow...why do Texans *choose* to have weddings in 100 degree weather?!?! 馃槶馃槶 #ArentWeInThisHeatTogether
My dog just *intently* watched a "The Legend of Tarzan" movie trailer with great interest...& now I think she believes she's one of them 馃槀馃槀
I got wished a "Happy Mother's Day" twice in less than 12 hours. Honored, but not qualified...Unless you include fur babies 馃檪馃惗馃挆
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Well, moving to Canada doesn't sound too shabby right about now.
#2016election #PleaseNo #WheresMyVisa #ForReal #No #Trump #No #Hillary
Go2Walmart looking decent: See no one I know
Go2Walmart looking like a makeup-less hobo: See my Ex's ex soninlaw, & basically everyone else
