Mr. Kilian

So people in my dreams are making me do a lot of hard work but I wake up right before I get paid. Are there any laws/regulations against this or like a union i can join?

Playing the Halo remake...am I misremembering the game? I remember John Halo taking off his helmet and showing off his butt cheeks like all the time. Is that later in the game?

Kilian meets Australian bugs youtu.be/GqUUtm59osI?si=AR99… via @YouTube

I think when we start mining asteroids for gold and it becomes abundant. We’ll see a lot more leprechaun in day to day life.

Kilian loves Norway and Waterparks youtu.be/Q-eZIR4QBIQ?si=1d4F… via @YouTube

Kilian’s life for Ner’zul or Kil jaeden. Life for someone. youtu.be/iLpPzwMO_Gk?si=kk5r… via @YouTube

Happy Midsommar, new long video after celebrations. So like next week. Zug zug

I always visit Bars and Restaurants with less than a 2.5 rating just in case it actually a supernatural hangout spot and the low rating is to keep away the non-magical. So far it’s just Food poisoning and attempted stabbings.

They are charging money for the Switch 2 tutorial. This 90 dollar game thing is 100% an order from the Japanese government to make people stop playing games and start making babies.

Kilian likes a game….it’s not Civ 7 youtu.be/6O1aTBc3WPg?si=QBKA… via @YouTube

The food app delivery men have started to recognize me and remember my name. I actually hope they start with small talk. Will do wonders for my health and economy if I stop ordering burgers forever.

I don’t want game puzzles to be too easy. But I also want to solve them instantly so I don't hear the developer in my head laughing at me.

Kilian explains how the worst hobby was made youtu.be/zOi5VVDzpZI?si=CrKb… via @YouTube

Balantro is the only western game nominated to game of the year. We have to focus development on more poker-based card games. It’s our only way of competing.

God I love believing stuff without evidence. If it’s not something important and aligns with my believes it’s nice to just enjoy what someone has claimed.

It has come to our attention that the Pokémon Typhlosion was present in the video Garbage Guide To Soul Silver. Due to recent allegations Kilian Experience Corp™ has released Typhlosion and he will not appear in any future videos.

I support government bailouts of live service flops. If we encourage bad live service games kids will pick homework instead of playing them.

I’m gonna make a nature documentaries where we save all the baby animals! It’s gonna be like “The cub has lost its mother and now the hungry hyena is approaching. OHHH HERE COMES THE PHOTOGRAPHER WITH THE STEEL CHAIR.”

In a couple of weeks an alien force might surround our planet and demand earth hands over Mr. Kilian. I'm gonna need one of youse to step up and put on a red panda suit.

Kilian finds rubies while looking for Tapas youtu.be/bGlZ9w641jw?si=W9HQ… via @YouTube