Caleb Kilburn

Assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number.

Which Tom Hank character would you want as your dad?

This is how @McDonalds make their Sprite. No 🧢.

Big Time Rush is NOT a vibe.

You were one of two things in middle school: Sperrys with Nike Elite socks or blue jeans with a dri-fit shirt.

whatever happened to the guy who narrated movie trailers when we were kids?

USI: “We’re having in-person Spring 2021 Commencement.”

I love how when anyone dies in Grey’s Anatomy, they play “Yellow” by Coldplay.

i've never felt pain like biting into a freshly baked pizza roll.

Phill Collins really said hold my beer.

Anyone still wear Nike Elite socks??

Polar Pop ice just hits different.

Matt James is chasing after the wrong ring. 💍 #Bachelor

scrub scrub scrub till the water’s brown!

why didn’t anyone tell me eucalyptus smells so good?? 🐨

Alright @PFChangs, you may have a brand image of 5 star dining, but why can I find you next to @BobEvansFarms in the frozen aisle?

I have a cat with thumbs and let me tell you. I have never wanted to punch something so hard in my entire life than this cat.

Anyone know where the nearest Tonka dealership is?

Dirt in my Boots by Jon Pardi