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Pat Mahomes is gonna win Dallas their first Super Bowl since Aikman. 😭😭😭 I wish I was dead.
Conner Christopherson (@Conner_DKC) profile pictureConner Christopherson
@Conner_DKCNov 8
They don’t deserve 15 lol
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It's just regular white supremacy for Special Whites
Chris Menahan 🇺🇸 (@infolibnews) profile pictureChris Menahan 🇺🇸
@infolibnewsNov 7
"Anti-racist" ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt tells Israeli podcast his family will NOT engage in intermarriage. "My children are Jews and they will create Jewish families in Jewish households. End of story. Non-negotiable."
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Wait a minute. Wait a fucking minute! I'll bet we could get Medicare for all in exchange for letting him get away with his crimes. We should absolutely do that.
James Tate (@JamesTate121) profile pictureJames Tate
@JamesTate121Nov 5
According to Chuck Schumer the next two years will be Donald Trump promising to work with Democrats if they promise to let him get away with his crimes. Chuck needs to go.
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No
Jaime Harrison (@harrisonjaime) profile pictureJaime Harrison
@harrisonjaimeNov 4
Put some respect on the name of our soon to be Speaker @RepJeffries !!!! He put in the work y’all!!!
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If Texas goes blue I will google tits and post my favorites on here. And you can pretend I'm a hot lady and they're my tits
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Get him boys
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 3
'We Will Kill Trump': Provocative Billboard Appears in Tehran’s Revolution Square
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I'm so fucking sick of this fat bastard. Bench Kingsley, coddle and lie for Josh Simmons, and now sign a sexual predator who sucks as the least important position in the game. Fire him last year!
Tracy Wolfson (@tracywolfson) profile pictureTracy Wolfson
@tracywolfsonNov 1
Change at LG for the #chiefs. Caliendo in for Suamataia. Coaches decision.
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The Chiefs continue to descend into jackassery as Andy's mind fails, just like America is doing in the waning Trump years
Nate Taylor (@ByNateTaylor) profile pictureNate Taylor@ByNateTaylorNov 1
The Chiefs say Mike Caliendo will start instead of Kingsley Suamataia, per coach Andy Reid's decision. We'll ask after the game to see why the change was made for this game.
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It really is time for new management
The Reid Option (@ReidOptionKC) profile pictureThe Reid Option@ReidOptionKCNov 1
Whatever Kingsley did to get benched for a second time, I'm sure it's not near as bad as Justin Tucker. But hey let's teach our left guard a lesson and get our QB killed.
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American Jews seem to be fundamentally good and decent people. Zionism seems to be mostly something to fight about online. IRL, Jews don't support the horror in Gaza.
Azfar Rizvi (@AzfarRizvi) profile pictureAzfar Rizvi
@AzfarRizviOct 30
Jewish Michiangers have rejected the odious campaign against Abdul and have come out in full support for Dr. @AbdulElSayed @AbdulElSayedHQ. @ElissaSlotkin is looking forward to having him as an ally in the fight for all Americans without any exceptions!
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Wish I could retweet this every day for the next 7 months until my IRA drops 30% overnight
David Moscrop (@David_Moscrop) profile pictureDavid Moscrop@David_MoscropOct 30
This time, let the bubble pop. Don’t save a single business. And lock up any tech bro or finance cultist who’s broken a single law that permits putting them in a cage.
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This is gonna happen all at once. Very soon.
The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) profile pictureThe Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetterOct 30
BREAKING: Anthropic is now expected to receive a "high junk" rating from major credit rating agencies after its IPO, which could come as soon as November, per FT. Details include: 1. Blackstone has told investors that Anthropic likely will not receive an investment-grade rating immediately after its IPO 2. Blackstone is working with banks that stumped up financing on selling the debt on to other investors 3. An investment-grade rating is "central" to Anthropic's ability to continue its AI buildout 4. The company says it expects to spend over $800 billion on computing infrastructure between now and 2045 Debt markets are increasingly in the spotlight as AI funding becomes less abundant.
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I actually saw a video of a violent mob recently... but the hats were on the wrong heads
Nora Loreto (@NoLore) profile pictureNora Loreto@NoLoreOct 29
The violent mobs of the 1930s are nothing compared to ..... no violent mobs today.
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The dog shit physics in the GTA VI footage looks kinda dogshit
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Yes but I'm still not sure that people understand what castration is
President-Elect Toguro (@PresidentToguro) profile picturePresident-Elect Toguro
@PresidentToguroOct 29
"A eunuch thinks getting castrated is something to be proud of, mocking others for having dicks." Chinese still have the proverb game on lock
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[what you were thinking too]
Renatta Oxendine (@Renatta) profile pictureRenatta Oxendine
@RenattaOct 28
I just voted. Voted red all the way down. If your state has early voting, go vote if you haven’t already. Your vote can make a difference. 🇺🇸🗳️
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Feels gross to be a Chiefs fan right now. Also feels kinda hopeless, like you know we're gonna keep Andy and Veach for at least one more year of Pat's prime. What a waste.
Jenna (@jennaxkc) profile pictureJenna
@jennaxkcOct 30
I’m in such a funk with our team right now…I know it’s just football, we’re 5-1, but there’s just a lot of stuff that’s not good right now.
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What?
Yvës ♒️⚜️ (@yvesalwaysshots) profile pictureYvës ♒️⚜️@yvesalwaysshotsOct 28
Les Noirs américains lorsqu’on leur dit qu’ils ont une ascendance africaine dans leur DNA
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Being a Chiefs fan feels a lot like being an American - constant embarrassment and shame about being associated with something that I both love and support. I do not like your behavior, Chiefs, and I have no power to change it. But I love you anyway. 💔
Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) profile pictureAri Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 28
#Chiefs HC Andy Reid faced five straight minutes of questions about Justin Tucker today, including what message his signing sends to female fans of the team. "He's done his suspension. Took care of his business there. I'll leave it at that." Full back-and-forth exchange below:
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