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Joined August 2009
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Honestly if they sent a honeypot after me she’d probably fall in love with me and betray China
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umbrellas r gay
okay i have a question for my washington friends i know umbrellas are pretty much illegal but what do you do when it’s raining really hard? do you wear a coat? a hat? do you just walk around wet? what is the situation?
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"google is free" okay but i wanted to have a conversation with you damn
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So many people need to hear this.
this is so important
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Hal: "Write Your Own Fucking Oath" John Stewart:
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Diary of CEO on a generational run rn
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Replying to @DAQUANDSG
Basically Kenjaku forced Japan into playing Warzone, and threw retired pro players into the lobby on burner accounts. Every kill gives Kenjaku energy to drop a killstreak and nuke the lobby. The gang is trying to cheat the system and end the game.
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First look at Michelle Yeoh in ‘SURGEON’, an action thriller described as ‘The Pitt’ meets ‘John Wick’. The film follows a retired physician who is kidnapped & forced to operate on a gang leader at gunpoint.
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Lindsey Clancy is women’s OJ
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Psychic-type are weak to Bug-type moves
Can someone explain to me like I’m five how Jean was able to control Hulk and Punisher but kept failing with Peter, what was so different about Peter that made him harder to control?
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Titus retweeted
you really had to be there when Jersey Shore was at its peak
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if you had a mongoose bike as a kid you basically had a Lamborghini.
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Titus retweeted
the new avengers watching doom beat the shit out of thor knowing they're next
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Dropping this heat every time I’m tagged in the gc 🤣
AAYYYYOOOOOO?????!!!!!!!!
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The new trailer for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ has been released. In theaters on December 18.
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i said forget about it cuh
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I wish coworkers would fight in the bathrooms like in high school.
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All this trauma and still no sharingan
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