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@KirkJuggless
Joined August 2025
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The ground.
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Our shadows are related
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Do not speak negatively about your spouse to me
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Putting one of those big stickers that says STAY 200 FEET BACK on my mid sized sedan
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Here’s a tiny spider on my pants
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Open your mouth
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I just freed Palestine
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Woke up with a raging erection again
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I want to be observed
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Walked by this mug and barely tapped the handle with my hand by accident and it broke off without the cup itself even moving
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Turn around.
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I really hate being around sensitive men
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It’s only been 10 minutes.
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You wouldn’t believe who i actually am
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The forklift I inspect every morning is number 2 and it’s a Toyota
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Mother me.
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Why are there no statues of me anywhere
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They barely let you have any apps on the tablets they have in prison
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Listening to the FM radio app out loud through the speakers of my android tablet in my prison cell
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I’m quitting seafood
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