🤓Schuyler & 😽Samwell

While feeding a stray colony, our asst manager noticed Macaron limping. After a quick trap & a trip to Dr. Jen, it was discovered that he had a nasty case of pillow foot. He’s all fixed up & decompressing at Crash’s. He is learning indoor life (and humans) aren’t so bad after all

If you’re wondering why your presents are late, please direct all inquiries to Danish currently asleep on Santa’s lap. We hope he’s okay under there. 😬

Forget the fir, spruce, and pine. This is our kind of tree. Decorated with kitties, wrapped in sisal, and topped with pure cattitude. Low maintenance, high shedding, zero refunds. The purrfect holiday centerpiece. Top to bottom: Maura, Rhys, Chicky, & Tater

Wishbone, pictured here sitting like a perfect little loaf on Santa’s lap 🎅🐾 His expression says, “Yes, I’ve been very good this year… obviously.” We're positive Santa will deliver everything he asked for. 🎄✨

Freddie Mac: Living. Breathing. Museum-quality art. 🎨🐾 Why hang a painting when you can lounge inside one? Freddie Mac blends purr-fection, pose, and panache. No admission fee, just vibes.

The cave toy suffered a complete structural collapse after exceeding maximum kitty capacity. 😹 Reconstruction has officially begun. Morale is high, supervision is intense, and no naps have been missed during the rebuilding efforts.

Meet Chucky! 🧡 This four-year-old sweetheart is confident, playful, and full of sass. He loves belly rubs, snuggles, and being the star of the show. Best as the only cat – Chucky’s all the personality you’ll ever need!

Otho Fenlock, professional box model and part-time heartthrob, reporting for duty. 🖤 He’s proving once again that no fancy bed can compete with a good ol’ cardboard box. 📦

Kermitt Update Post-amputation life is treating Kermitt just fine! His days are full of naps, pets, and good meals, and at night he heads home with Dr. Jen to claim the couch. 😸 The dogs have learned if they want a spot, they’d better squeeze in next to the king himself. 👑

Whatever album this is, we're buying it. 💿🎶 [Front to back: Rhys, Maura, Scuttle, and Smuckers]

Blini fits so perfectly, we’re checking under her collar for the bed’s care instructions.

Welcome to Crash's Donut Shop 🍩 where the service is questionable, and the cattitude (and cat hair) are complimentary. 😼 [Iago and Rye]

📦 Boxed up and ready to ship! Danish knows a purrfect box when he sees one. Let’s be honest, you can buy cats fancy beds, plush blankets, and heated pads… but they’ll always choose the cardboard box it came in. 😹