Redhead with a black heart. Sun Devil by birthright. Professional hot mess. World’s okayest mom. Mediocre Housewife. Golden Retriever lackey.
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Angry Spice Danielle retweeted
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Angry Spice Danielle retweeted
the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
Angry Spice Danielle retweeted
All these people wanting to throw the pilot under the bus for being emotional. You try plummeting to the earth at over 300mph and we'll see how unemotional you can be.
Angry Spice Danielle retweeted
Seeing people attack the female pilot of the crash in Florida is absolutely sickening, id like to see you stay calm when falling out the sky at 364 mph. There are some fucking terrible people in this world…
Of fucking course @HomeDepot fucked up a Halloween online order.
So sick of this shit. If you don’t have something, don’t put it on your website and charge people.
As someone who has been with my husband for 22+ years (married 17) here is the thing that is lost on couples: LOVE IS NOT ENOUGH.
You have to be friends. Best friends. Have a foundation. Life gets really hard at times. Who do you want with you when that happens? #loveisblind
The worst thing @hulu has ever done is combine the app with @DisneyPlus. It’s impossible to find any movies now
I hate this so much 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Pitching lesson a day before a tournament? No. Dumb.
Playing casual catch a few days before? Or day before? Absolutely.
#teammoms
Angry Spice Danielle retweeted
MLB fans going to sleep tonight after seeing the Dodgers eliminated from the Playoffs
You 100% throw a few days before a tournament. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS???
I hate that I got sucked in. These dads are fucking idiots. #teammoms
Watching this stupid show about the local baseball academy. These kids have the worst fucking mechanics.
What a waste of money #teammoms
Stew is old (real) money. Jax is influencer (new/wannabe) money.
They’re both insufferable but he seems like the exact type of guy she wants.
She is shallow AF however and only saw $$$. Good riddance. #loveisblind