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Had MOT on car yesterday, it passed thankfully, but with advisories. 4 tyres cracked and perishing, apparently a result of the sun and heat. That’s going to cost me. Just what you need before Xmas.

Ive just won employee of the month, I love being self- employed..

To be honest all this hype about the recent weather is a bit disappointing. It's nothing compared to 'The great storm of me leaving the toothpaste lid off last Tuesday'

For sale: Golden Retriever,9 months old. Yet to retrieve any gold. Should have just bought a metal detector.

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

Just took the car to the garage, he said nothing serious mate just shit in the air filter. Brilliant how often do I have to do that?

Good Morning one and all. It’s a Thursday. The day that teases you with weekend vibes but still demands your full effort. Hang in there as freedom is only one more sleep away. Whatever you do try and make memories and Stay Safe

It’s been rather a good week to be a Spurs fan. We don’t say that enough. But Spanked Chelsea, Harry acknowledged as the best in the world, and Fleetwood dump the scum out of the cup. #COYS

Storm to destroy UK people & their families, leaving many without power or homes! I'm pretty sure the Government has beaten you to it already Mother Nature

A suspect was charged with killing a man with sandpaper, in defence he said, " I only meant to rough him up a bit".

I've just blocked my toilet. I don't know why I added it on Facebook in the first place.

Ah, return train tickets. They take you back!

Good Morning all It’s Wednesday. The week’s soggy middle child. Not exciting, not free, just keep walking toward Friday like it owes you. Hope the weather is calmer with you, but whatever, Stay Safe.

I wonder if Harry will ever return. Even at an older age he may lose some attacking ability but he will still offer something, his passing ability is a one off talent on its own.

If you need a job, you could always try search and rescue. They are always looking for people.

So pleased for Harry. A model professional on and off the pitch. Always put down, just because he played for us but always let his feet do the talking. Forgetting football, he seems a really decent guy, one you’d be happy to have as a son in law. Don’t ever change Harry.

NEWS FLASH. Police are investigating a tip off about a robbery taking place this afternoon at the Heinz factory...Sauce Unknown.

Most people write Congrats because they don’t know how to spell Congrajulashions

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything"

I've been offered some work with a dried fruit company. Just waiting for them to get back to me with some dates.