It’s me. Crochet queen. LFC lover. Cat lover. All round sarcastic loser. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿living in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Single, not looking, gtf out of my DMs!

Elgin, Scotland
Joined April 2026
Do you want to send a secret little gift to a follower? Check out my shop, choose something & I’ll do the rest! knittykittywoolkraft.etsy.co…
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According to fb memories, I had just started my 16th knitted mermaid blanket 10 years ago! It got to the point that I could probably have made them in my sleep! Photo of the start & then some finished ones, complete with a Nobhead aka Frosty cameo 😻😻
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Bumped into a trans woman today at the grocery store. She smiled and said hi. I smiled and said hi back. Nothing happened. I didn’t become trans myself, It’s like there were Just two people living their lives normally If that bothers you then, you’re an asshole.
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You know what? If those people were refused entry to a Wetherspoon PURELY AND SOLELY because they were wearing a poppy and there were absolutely no other factors that were omitted from the video, I will strip bollock naked and run the seafront from Southend Pier to Shoeburyness.
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The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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What’s that quote? “ In a world where you can be anything, be kind”? Yeah that’s the one. Do that.
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Replying to @RonaldAraujo_4 @LFC
Naming my first born Araujo. She’s 11 but I’m sure she won’t mind.
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This is most definitely me!
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There’s a woman on TikTok who is posting daily updates on her husbands suitcase that has been sitting in the kitchen, unpacked, from a holiday in Corfu they returned from 54 days ago (& counting). May this love never find me 😬
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Same 🥰🥰
I have, unfortunately, fallen in love with a loan player.
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Not a finance expert but surely slide tackling the ball with your head to prevent a goal triggers the option to buy?
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As promised - Big Ronnie x Baywatch 🏄‍♂️
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This comment 😂😂😂
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It's all we ask, Steve...
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I bloody hope so!!
The @LFC admin watching another 10/10 Ronald Araujo performance knowing full well the permanent transfer announcement video is already done
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Proper sprawled snuggling going on now. I love this boy so much 🥰😻
At least Jago likes me 🥰 Ah who am I fooling, he likes the fluffy blanket & the heat I’m giving off 🙄
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Still no orders from anyone with a LN postcode, this one evaded me last year too!Please check out my shop if your postcode or state isn’t coloured in, or even if it is!I really want to get the UK map filled up this year. Plus there’s 20% off until Monday! knittykittywoolkraft.etsy.co…
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Don’t forget, there’s 20% off til midnight Monday!! knittykittywoolkraft.etsy.co…
Right folks, there’s a cheeky 20% off everything until Monday, so get started on your Christmas shopping! If you’re local & can collect, use the code FREEPOST for well, free post! Check out my reviews to see what shoppers think! knittykittywoolkraft.etsy.co…
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A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.
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At least Jago likes me 🥰 Ah who am I fooling, he likes the fluffy blanket & the heat I’m giving off 🙄
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