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Official Twitter of the one and only Keith Qualude. 68 years young. Inventor of the QB SNEAK. 2nd place in the 50 yd dash (6th grade) #GoCanes 🙌

Joined January 2021
Cowboys off to a hot start.
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The beach, and Kevin in my throat. This is peak. #expand
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Even Curry takes practice shots. @RichmondDaddy3 #LANK
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Update: Airball #LANK
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Just trying to relax and watch some Sunday ball and they roll out this commercial. The hog is itching for the seventh inning stretch. #LANK
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Logging off the burnerverse for a while. Just accidentally commented “would” on my second cousins Instagram post. #LANK
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Keith was having a night. Knew it was to good to be true. Just found out her ex is “dark”. Do we make a run for the door?
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Really disappointed, this one didn’t seem like the type.
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Keith’s future sits in the hands of the burner verse. Calling all ball knowers. #LANK #HBBLAST #QBSNEAK
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Only 9,712 likes short. Think she’ll still go out with me?
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Losing at the half. Gonna need a Hail Mary here. @coldcallsniper
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Will most likely go inaudible and foam at the mouth on this date. #LANK #QBSNEAK
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Had to delete the legendary post. Keith got doxxed. Mr Qualude may be going into retirement. #LANK
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Dear god here we go again. The type of tan lines that make you feel like you need to be locked in a cage.
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Now this is how you run the ball at Walmart. Definitely a ball knower. #LANK
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Let’s make one thing clear. Keith is a ball knower plain and simple. I like to see myself as more of an offensive coordinator. #LANK
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@coldcallsniper why don’t you break down this film pal. Straight offensive clinic being put on here.
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Update: got nervous, snuck a picture currently in the bathroom.
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Just watched @popwarnergoat make out with an absolute tank. Happy new years baby. Strong way to start it.
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BREAKING : Lionel Curtis to release bush reveal at 12 o’clock tonight. Per Source. @popwarnergoat
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