jonah

If you’d like to sue me for defamation, here are the claims I’m making, I’ll put them all in a tweet for you to cite in your complaint: 1. You, beyond a shadow of a doubt, shocked the fuck out of your poor dog, the one that you lie about adopting randomly but instead absolutely got from a breeder. 2. You solicited nudes from your fans on Twitch, and were sharing nudes (at least almost certainly of minors) to other streamers, friends and journalists, a practice you’ve defended since you went by “Bro Tips” on The Young Turks. 3. You invent a large part of your backstory when you do interviews and incorporate sections of my life and pass them off as your own experiences, probably because you’re insecure about your nepotistic and spoiled upbringing. 4. You have a strange sexual obsession with me for some reason, also likely sprouting from your own personal insecurities and deep attraction to my physical appearance and personality. 5. You gleefully attended multiple Diddy parties during your frat years and beyond, despite describing what sounded like CSAM being openly shown at one of them. You lie and say you broke up with an ex for going to one of these because you were so disgusted with her attending, but in reality you broke it off with her because you were insecure about her potentially hooking up with someone else at the party. 6. There are accusations from a former close friend of Paris Jackson that you were fucking her when she was only 17 and you were 24. 7. You were obsessed with bragging about smashing freshman and 18 year olds back when you were in college and then later on Bro Tips, especially due to their susceptibility to alcohol and lack of experience. You repeated this behavior on your social media accounts as well. 8. You abused your older dog, Fish, so much that he had physical scars and open wounds visible on his neck, and some abuse was even shown on your stream, such as when you would yank his tail. He also died at a suspiciously early age. 9. A huge portion of your China and Cuba trips were paid for completely by foreign governments that are openly hostile to the United States of America, and you are dishonest about disclosing these payments to your audience. 10. You openly support terrorists and terrorism against allies of the west across the globe, which probably explains why multiple members of your audience have been indicted by the FBI at this point. You have explicitly called for at least some of this harassment on your own stream. See you in court!

I know it can seem kind of doomer, but the majority of the engagement on weird socialist tweets like this are botted or just forced by leftist communities via Discord brigades or through other coordinated mediums. The amount of money that Hasan’s community raised for other candidates this cycle was embarrassingly small (1/4th the amount my community alone raised) and his online footprint is made to be much larger than it actually is. Moderates took the night yesterday, and people like Schumer should feel unbelievably vindicated. Don’t let these weirdo Marxist types try and force you to believe their illusions about the world.