Producer. Comedian. Writer. Syracuse Alumnus. Green Bay Packer fan thanks to Step By Step. Full time Jew.
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Dennis Jacobs retweeted
So, the whole “Let’s talk about the asses of our candidates” strategy didn’t move voters? Who knew?
Dennis Jacobs retweeted
Meanwhile Democratic leaders are meeting with Jared Kushner to see how they can collaborate with Trump. The coup is on and it’s not clear that there’s a real opposition.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court has cleared the way for President Trump's executive order restricting mail-in voting ahead of midterms. apnews.com/article/trump-mai…
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The Supreme Court stayed one injunction blocking the EO on standing/ripeness grounds, without ruling on its legality. A separate USPS injunction remains. Full implementation for midterms is uncertain amid timing and likely further challenges.
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Dennis Jacobs retweeted
Just Revealed! New Kingdom Come Superman clip
2026 is the 30th Anniversary of Kingdom Come ☄️ stay tuned for more announcements @DCOfficial
Not #ai - CGI by the artists at @OTOY
#kingdomcome #superman #dccomics @comicbook_pros @como_art_fest
Dennis Jacobs retweeted
The ballots for the LA mayor’s race aren’t “uncounted” they’re fashionably late
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The Oscars In Memoriam ignored him but I cannot. He was my friend. I put him in five films.
In early January I buried James “PJ” Ransone after he committed suicide…
He was a complex, funny, talented, and undeniably reckless person. He was wildly alive and deeply loved.
I know he said some infuriating things online, but the last time I saw him, he cried with regret for all of that. “I didn’t mean to hurt anyone’s feelings,” he said.
Please don’t trash him here.
He is dearly missed.
Dennis Jacobs retweeted
That’s roughly the annual cost for the government to provide universal free community college.
The Pentagon burned through $5.6 billion worth of munitions in the first two days of its Iran assault, according to U.S. officials, alarming some on Capitol Hill over how quickly the military has depleted scarce supplies of America’s most advanced weaponry. wapo.st/4s8dwCK
Dennis Jacobs retweeted
Six US service members are now dead because of this utterly reckless, unnecessary war of choice.
BREAKING: Six U.S. service members have been killed in action. Per @CENTCOM
U.S. forces recently recovered the remains of two previously unaccounted for service members from a facility that was struck during Iran's initial attacks in the region.
Major combat operations continue.
The identities of the fallen are being withheld until 24 hours after next of kin notification.
Dennis Jacobs retweeted
i don’t usually do this, and i didn’t run it by (um) ryan from legal, but i saw another restaurant do this and i think it’s a bigger deal this time around tbh cause their launch kinda flopped.
i’m not coming to you as kfc right now. not even as the colonel. i’m coming to you man to man bc i can’t keep this bottled up anymore.
i once posted, “HERE, DAMN” when the wedges came back on the menu. i’m sorry for raising my voice at you but i was mad ok.
but then i kept reading. and rereading. and i realized something.
you weren’t being demanding.
you were passionate.
you were standing up for yourself and declaring your needs. (desires?)
but still, there was nothing i could do about it. feelings of helplessness devolved into rage. i tried to clear my head so i read some self-help books.
i learned that we have control over our own emotions AND the outcomes within our lives. so, i took control.
a few weeks ago, i barged into the ceo’s office and demanded that we BRING BACK THE TWISTER. yeah, that’s right. i see the comments, and i’m with you. it’s been gone for too long. she was lowkey mad but when i showed her the comments, she was persuaded.
anyways, today’s my last day. yeah i got fired but i did it for you. no regrets. you all got what you wanted. the twister is back today!!!!!
please tell me it was worth it
Dennis Jacobs retweeted
What did Trump officials tell the Netflix CEO today at the White House?
Looks like crony capitalism with the President corrupting the merger process in favor of the billionaire Ellison family.
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I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
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No, he's not: Stephen Miller is trying to save his job after sending the shock troops that murdered Alex Pretti and then smearing him as a "domestic terrorist."
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Americans are being killed in the street by their government. Our Constitution is being shredded and our rights are dissolving. Resist.
Senate Dems should block ICE funding this week. Activate the National Guard.
We can and must stop this.
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No one should vote for this
It’s true that voting no won’t stop ICE - they already have the funding they need and even a shutdown won’t stop them - but the strategy now should be mass resistance to state violence and repression at every level.
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Donald Trump’s push for new oil and gas drilling off the West Coast is an unlawful betrayal of the American people.
Trump is caving to Big Oil and opening the door to even more climate-exacerbated disasters.
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once again proving my point they're going to use "podcasting" as a means to circumvent labor contracts and salaries
CBS News chief Bari Weiss believes Gayle King’s $15 million salary is no longer viable in a weaker media economy, per sources.
King is reportedly weighing her next move within the network: a special correspondent role or a one-year “farewell” deal at a lower salary.
There are also some expectations Weiss might overhaul the news division’s streaming service, potentially relying more on talk-heavy podcasts.
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