Hannah (Taylors Version)

I once spoke to a person all day every day for about a year, during the worst time of my whole life and i genuinely thought we were really good friends and then they just stopped talking to me 😂😂😭

This years big brother is wild. The way people speak to each other amazes me. Screaming and snapping at people you’ve known for 2 weeks. Currently watching a grown woman literally stomp her feet and cry coz she didnt win a “party” (warm bevs and katy perry songs)

This is magnificent

I saw a video on fb of a kid dressed as Michael Jackson in thriller and he said “trick or treeea- heeeeat” and it was dead funny.

Girl, what in the Chrisspsonsartist….

Bambam asked for a cuddle yestrday coz he was sad abd i said “whats up?” And he said “i miss Catherine O’Hara, why did she have to die?” And then, once again, he listed all the actors from home alone that are dead and told me which year they died.

Just found Kermits onlyfrogs.

Respectfully, Mr King, Sir, i have to make a sign for my door to say no trick or treaters because my kid doesn’t like visitors. He stole halloween from me. (And thats fine because he is lovely and i love him more than halloween)

Although….people saying he has a problem with lying because he is autistic should meet my kid who is riddled with both autism and liabetes.

Just more proof that James Acaster is my soulmate coz i’ve always said thats exactly what i’d do if i was a traitor. (Either that or id just go home the minute they said i was one)

This reads exactly like a certain persons social media posts 😂😂😂