
Founder of #CobraKai who will do whatever it takes to win. No Mercy, Sweep the leg. fandom appreciation not impersonation.Unpredictable and maybe a little crazy
Cobra Kai Dojo
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You know him as Rambo but I called him John.Sharing the same first name was something we laughed about in the bush a few times.
Thinking about how the past shaped my life and what led me to build the best karate dojo ever created #CobraKai
#Rambo #KarateKid #Stallone #FirstBlood
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🏆These are your daily winners and your Sensei’s thoughts 🤔
24 Won ⏰
I watched quite a bit of Living Color back in the early 90s so I’m more familiar with that then I am 24.
I do know it was pretty popular and unique so I’m cool with it winning.
#JohnnyLawrenceTVShowFaceOff 📺
Alice Eve Won 👯♀️
Arielle Kebbel has her strong run end in the elite 8 and this match was what I’d call a toss up even if the score was not that close.
Alice is in the Final 4 of BOTB 5 🔥
Nightmare on Elm Street Won 💤
It’s going to take a heavyweight to slow down this badass horror movie.
Freddy is backstage talking trash and doing his laugh waiting for the next round. #BloodyHorrorMayhem
Mick (Teen Wolf) Won 👹
John Fitzgerald may have been a ruthless trapper who would backstab anyone but he just is not a complete prick like Mick.
Almost all of you knew a guy like him and you know he sucks.
I support this decision 👍
#BestVillain of all time tournament
Gregory Peck Won 🎬
He was such an iconic and strong male lead and we haven’t seen one like him if we’re being honest.
He carried himself so dignified and with that he projected calm and a powerful presence. #TheJohnnyAwards
Kristy Swanson Won 🎞️
Taking on Cybill Shepherd made for a good match and could also have been a babe battle. Based on Kristy’s variety of roles and flexibility on screen I was pleased to see one of the dojo’s own celebrities get the win 🥇 @KristySwansonXO #TheJohnnyAwards
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Carolina Caroline 2025
Good Movie or Bad Movie 🍿
I’ve been on a string of Samara Weaving movies lately and she’s one of the best young actresses out there by far.
(*Note she got robbed in this current BOTB tournament)
I really enjoy her work and Kyle Gallner also stars in this and delivers as well.
I recommend this modern day Bonnie and Clyde type of film.
Score - 6.8/10🍺 #MovieReviews
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📺Welcome to the tournament that will decide once and for all what the best TV Show ever made.
We started with 256 competitors and now we’re down to 128 decided by you in #JohnnyLawrenceTVShowFaceOff 🏆📺
🚨🥋Remember to SHARE this with your friends it’s very important to beat this Larusso ran algorithm.
Comment and vote in the poll that’s in the thread to choose the winner 🚨🥋
(#61 Seed) Stranger Things
VS
(#68 Seed) Dynasty
#Follow #Share #Vote #TV #Shows #Tournament #StrangerThings #Dynasty #Television #Sitcoms #Comedy #Drama #Action #Streaming
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👯♀️ Welcome to #JohnnyLawrence #BattleoftheBabes Part 5🔥🍺👯♀️
We’ve reached the ELITE 8
We started with 64 ladies from entertainment throughout history in one tournament and you decide who is the winner 🏆
🚨Remember to vote in the poll and SHARE this to beat the Larusso algorithm and get your friends involved to grow the dojo 🚨
*The extra data posts are important make sure to check those out.
(#2 Seed) Diane Lane
VS
(#8 Seed) Mia Sara
#Follow #Share #Vote #Hot #Sexy #Babes #Tournament #DianeLane #MiaSara #Women #Actress #Models
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Welcome to Johnny Lawrence #BloodyHorrorMayhem Tournament🎃
🪓We’ve got 256 Horror Movies in the field for YOU to decide which one is the best of all time👻 #HorrorMovies #HorrorFam
Remember to VOTE in the poll that’s in this thread and SHARE to help get your favorite horror movies into the next round.
Welcome to Johnny Lawrence #BloodyHorrorMayhem Tournament🎃
🪓We’ve got 256 Horror Movies in the field for YOU to decide which one is the best of all time👻 #Horror #HorrorFans
Remember to VOTE in the poll that’s in this thread and SHARE to help get your favorite horror movies into the next round.
(#4 Seed) Halloween 1978
VS
(#125 Seed) Re-Animator
#Follow #Share #Vote #Horror #Movies #Tournament #Halloween #ReAnimator #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam
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👹🏆This is the #BestVillain of all time Championship Tournament 👹🏆
There are 256 Villains that we will all debate and vote for who is the baddest of them all
🚨The important part is to have fun and share these with that SHARE button to get everyone in here to join the dojo🚨
🧮It’s important to weigh lots of factors in these matchups and I read every comment and try to share all of them or respond🧮
(#79 Seed) The Shredder {TMNT}
VS
(#178 Seed) Kurt Barlow {Salem’s Lot}
#Follow #Share #Vote #Villains #Rivals #BadGuys #Nemesis #Antagonists #Tournament #TheShredder #KurtBarlow #TMNT #SalemsLot1979
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📽️This is the Johnny Awards Show🎬
🎞️It’s a tournament format where we will rank and crown the best Actors of all time with a surprise twist🎞️
🚨One rule - Unlike Hollywood we’re not playing politics on these so don’t factor any of their personal leanings. Be better than them. Vote based on the merits and that’s it🚨
‼️If you don’t know the actors or even if you think you do. Try to research a little since many eras are included here and we want the best to win🏆
(#27 Seed) Patrick Swayze
VS
(#230 Seed) Forest Whitaker
#Follow #Share #Vote #BestActor #TheJohnnyAwards #PatrickSwayze #ForestWhitaker #Actors
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⭐️This is the Johnny Awards Show⭐️
🚨THIS IS NOT THE BABE TOURNEY🚨
⭐️It’s a tournament format where we will rank and crown the best Actresses of all time with a surprise twist⭐️
🚨🌟One rule - Unlike Hollywood we’re not playing politics on these so don’t factor any of their personal leanings. Be better than them. Vote based on the merits and that’s it🚨🌟
🌠If you don’t know the actress or even if you think you do. Try to research a little since many eras are included here and we want the best to win🌠
(#27 Seed) Angela Bassett
VS
(#230 Seed) Frances Bavier
#Follow #Share #Vote #BestActress #TheJohnnyAwards #AngelaBassett #FrancesBavier #Actresses
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Bud Bundy is carrying the legacy.
#MarriedWithChildren
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Anyone got some change for Princess Leia?
Not you Luke..maybe you don’t know yet
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The SEC has gotten killed the last 3 years in the CFP and this clueless committee is still trying to carry them.
Bama at 3 is stupid bad.
Texas at 6 might be worse with losses to Oklahoma and Florida.
*This is how they get to keep Kentucky at 11 which isn’t as bad but it’s still SEC math.
Miami loses a close game on the road with their best offensive player injured and they drop 6 spots???
It’s really all about elevating all of the SEC in the preseason and early season.
When conference play starts then every win is a good win and when they lose almost nothing is a bad loss.
As of today with a 24 team playoff they would have 9 teams in it 😂
9!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
Garbage committee #CFPRankings #CFP
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You’ll never guess who shows up on this 1980’s VHS dating tape. It’s no surprise that most of them are single.
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🏆This is your daily winners and your Sensei’s thoughts 🤔
CHiPs Won 👮♂️
John and Ponch going to the next round makes me smile. There a women injured in car accidents that need to be flirted with by Ponch.
#JohnnyLawrenceTVShowFaceOff 📺
Milana Vayntrub aka AT&T Lily Won 🔥👯♀️
This was a brutal elite 8 BOTB match up..a really tough call for the dojo. I don’t know it it was the right one or not but I understand and respect the outcome.
Jaws Won 🦈
Yes it’s a horror movie and it cleaned up as it should. It’s also much more than an horror movie which makes this a tough one to beat.
#BloodyHorrorMayhem🎃👻🔪🩸
Shane (The Walking Dead) Won 👹
Frankenfurter made this a good fight and some spoke up on his behalf. I seeded this as an upset but I’m fine with how it turned out.
#BestVillain of all time tournament
Val Kilmer Won 🎬
There was a decent of comments for Benecio Del Toro but he got absolutely clobbered in this one.
#TheJohnnyAwards
Rebecca De Mornay Won 🎞️
From films like Risky Business to The Hand that Rocks the Cradle she’s shown a lot of depth and is tough to beat if you ask me.
#TheJohnnyAwards























