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Virginia, USA
Joined February 2017
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Kristen Hayden Safdie retweeted
Gigantic Waste of Resources is the name of my new Teams chat group. #lrnchat
Kristen Hayden Safdie retweeted
Hey if you've worked at Twitter and follow me, whether it was until 5 today or it was a long time ago, or if you're still there trying to hold all this together: Thank you. You built something extraordinary that changed my life forever.
Kristen Hayden Safdie retweeted
This is just to tweet
I have ruined
the site
where you spent
your days
And which
you were planning
to use
forever
Forgive me
I was
So rich
and so stupid
Kristen Hayden Safdie retweeted
Most people suck at running meetings.
They run over time, the same people talk, + nothing gets decided.
Here are 10 simple steps to run effective meetings:
Kristen Hayden Safdie retweeted
Unrealistic to think you can explain product thinking enough that stakeholders will stop asking for features. Better to do the work yrslf to suss out the underlying problems: its not their job to think that way & your relationships will be better if you stop being pedantic abt it
Kristen Hayden Safdie retweeted
My standup special People Pleaser is now free for Prime and Google Play subscribers! There’s never been a better time to watch it! (And if you liked it, it would mean a lot if you’d tell other people about it!) Watch here: bit.ly/3OeoemT
Kristen Hayden Safdie retweeted
would love to be a healthy well-rested person but unfortunately I am committed to staying up extremely late and complaining about being tired
Kristen Hayden Safdie retweeted
What am I up to? Just putting off a three-sentence email I have to write while my brain refuses to think about anything else until I do it.
Kristen Hayden Safdie retweeted
Last night Meta sponsored drinks at the Edinburgh TV Festival and here’s the survey they had outside the bit where you could try out the Metaverse. Notice how…you can’t say you hated it
Kristen Hayden Safdie retweeted
My friend just accurately described the Myers–Briggs test as "astrology for coworkers"
Kristen Hayden Safdie retweeted
I like to look for great design, then seek out the creator to see if they can share with me their design and development decisions. I know a great idea when I steal one. #lrnchat
Kristen Hayden Safdie retweeted
Me when someone praises me: “What no hahah I’m trash shut up”
Me when someone questions me: “What no I am amazing shut up”
Kristen Hayden Safdie retweeted
honored to help my son with his first business foray today. we turned a barrel of lemons, honey, three hours of work, and $80 of change into $47 (net -$33)
Kristen Hayden Safdie retweeted
"Let's go around and share a fun fact about ourselves"
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Kristen Hayden Safdie retweeted
People will really say "girls suck at math lol" and then be like look at this amazing quilt my grandmother designed by doing the quadratic formula in her head
Kristen Hayden Safdie retweeted
when i came out as trans in senior year of HS, I sent an email to all my former & current teachers as well as the administrators to let them know of my name change & pronouns. (this was over 10 years ago). The vice principal emailed me, asking me to visit his office. (1/?)