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Kristi Colleen

@KristiColleen

Lapsed Photographer. Fueled by Frappuccinos. Thinks cat hair is a fashion accessory, antidepressants should come covered in chocolate, & that #blacklivesmatter.

 Halifax. The one in Canada.
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Joined February 2009
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I'm making this my pinned tweet so people lower their expectations. teapawt.net/kristicolleen/status/8…
Kristi Colleen (@KristiColleen) profile pictureKristi Colleen@KristiColleen21 Aug 2017
I haven't made many funny tweets lately, but, in my defence, I read the news.
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This really should be viral. #fiona #nsstorm #peistorm #stormchips vm.tiktok.com/ZMFREFS2Q/
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Sure, #StormChips are great, but #StormMigraineMedication can’t be beat. #fiona #nsstorm
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Okay, Fellow Atlantic Canadians Without Power, what scents are the candles you have lit? Mine is pumpkin cupcake. #fiona #nsstorm #yesIambored
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The internal struggle of having no power and knowing your phone battery is dying but you can’t stop reading Twitter because it helps you feel more connected to others in the same boat. #fiona #nsstorm
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Okay, how am I just now learning that hurricanes come with lightning but no thunder? I must have slept through that science class. #fiona #nsstorm
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Ben: “If we had power I bet we could turn on the TV and see some idiot reporter down by the water reporting on the storm surge.” Me: *opens Twitter, sees idiot reporter down by the water reporting on the storm surge.* #fiona #NSStorm
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Apparently Covid, terrorism, climate change, etc haven’t done enough damage to the human race, so people are now cooking chicken in NyQuil.
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You can say you don’t care about the Queen, but you have to admit that we’ve all been living through some textbook-making history these past few years.
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TIL that far too many people were not aware that the British monarchy is Canada’s Head of State.
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Ouch, but fair.
Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) profile pictureLaurie Kilmartin@anylaurie168 Sep 2022
My heart is with 🇨🇦right now, your money is about to get so ugly.
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Ugh. Now we’re all going to have to learn the words to God Save the King.
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This is hard-hitting journalism.
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I’m playing Fortnite with friends and told them Betty White died. “Who?”, they asked. So, now I need new friends.
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I spent Christmas Eve the way the Lord intended; playing Fortnite until 4AM. Merry Covid Christmas 2.0, everyone.
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no new years resolutions. it is the circumstances turn to improve
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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but summer is officially over. Today it is Fall. Fetch me my fuzzy slippers and sweaters, and get me something pumpkin-spiced.
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Why does Trudeau look like he has been crying? He knows he won, right?
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God dammit, Tom Hanks! HAVEN’T WE CRIED ENOUGH THIS YEAR???
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Hey, @OldNavyCA, I know you think you did something here, but get back to us when you refer to all of us as just women, not women *plus*. Don’t congratulate yourself for doing the bare minimum. Do better.
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If I have learned anything from the way the world has handled the pandemic, it’s that we are SO NOT READY for a zombie apocalypse.
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