Kristian Kahn

Is there a difference between the Winter Olympics and Eurovision?

Sometimes you are given power unfairly, and what you do in that position determines if you will have access to people who approach you fairly.

The meaning of life is to be in total wonder of it as often as possible.

The path to enlightenment always starts with resignation.

AI rendered software programming obsolete overnight. But it still hasn’t built a system comparable to Lacan. I wonder why.

There’s nothing like the rush of nihilism being proven right, and nothing as sad as when you realize it doesn’t vindicate you.

Zoom is autistic.

When the fawning or fear mongering is over, I can’t wait for some Mamdani / Rama Duwaji couplehood hot takes.

Help! Someone put a moratorium on how many memoirs Patti Smith is allowed to publish.

Every time I take a shower, I have flashbacks of all the bathrooms I've showered in.

Netflix is longform clickbait

Interactivity is the enemy of inner activity

I can’t decide if Sevastopol, Arkhangelsk, or Yalta is the best Russian city name

I’m surprised @virgilabloh twitter isn’t just re-tweets

Watchable is the enemy of memorable

Hi there, just a friendly reminder that your love for me is still outstanding.

The @Margiela Tabi boot is a foot mitten

Elizabeth Peyton was the 90s Vanessa Bell

Never felt more guilty than telling a shop girl “nah, I’m just looking”