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sea hag shanty

@Kristonisms

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Joined March 2009
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I can be an astronaut
Grace Petrie (@gracepetrie) profile pictureGrace Petrie@gracepetrie5 Dec 2018
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Mark Ruffalo
@MarkRuffaloNov 4
Thanks to all you who woke up and got to work organizing! All of you who voted for decency, fairness, equality, justice and against the flagrant corruption in our political system which has been stacked against the working people of this country. And a special thanks to the wave of first time voters and young people who took a step towards the future they deserve. Rise up and sing! Celebrate. Then we go to work reforming our party and our nation for good.
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fawn@wholelottawifeNov 4
i’m libbing la vida loca
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Christopher@molochofficialNov 4
They’re gonna have to rename that show to Talarico Elementary
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I believe Klein/11 returned us to the correct timeline
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Sam Herbst@smhrbstNov 4
LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU THEYS
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@JSnowETHNov 4
This is the funniest fucking meme I've seen all night
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alex 🌟@_asolosongNov 4
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Tonight we lib out tomorrow we start bullying Hakeem Jeffries
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fuck the gop, the first of many losses
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AGI has not "arrived" - anyone telling you otherwise thinks you're stupid enough to believe them
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I spoke with Mitch McConnell just shy of 20 minutes this morning. He asked me to take him bouldering at my favorite spot this weekend. Can't wait!
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the house committee absolutely dog walked pam bondi. yikes
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This all-male panel is deciding whether South Carolina women can be charged with murder for their pregnancies — and whether birth control and pro-choice websites stay legal. This a real thing happening today. Don't look away.
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if you don't know the difference between communism and socialism then stfu about politics
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If you or someone in your family have a student visa you need to make your social media profiles private and start scrubbing your pro-Palestine posts ASAP nytimes.com/2025/04/01/us/po…
Rubio Orders U.S. Diplomats to Scour Student Visa Applicants’ Social Media (Published 2025)

Rubio Orders U.S. Diplomats to Scour Student Visa Applicants’ Social Media (Published 2025)

The order comes as President Trump expands deportation efforts, including of students who have spoken out in support of Palestinians during Israel’s war in Gaza.

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If you call the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America, you're a fucking loser
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Where's Luigi? reuters.com/world/us/musk-ai…
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Please consider contributing to my friend's GoFundMe for her gender-affirming surgery! She's a wonderful human whom I've had the privilege to call a friend for almost a decade gofund.me/70f2d3bc
Donate for Charlotte's Gender-Confirmation Surgery, organized by Charlotte Bloom

Donate for Charlotte's Gender-Confirmation Surgery, organized by Charlotte Bloom

Charlotte is a mental health counselor in training to become a trau… Charlotte Bloom needs your support for Donate for Charlotte's Gender-Confirmation Surgery

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The holiday season is the perfect time of year to unsubscribe from all of the mailing lists you forgot you were on
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Can we all agree that collision is the worst game mode in comp and can @Bungie get rid of it already jfc
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