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bubonic vermin is the most card of all time

was rambling while topless to my wife and they stopped me to tell me my boobs looked nice :) lifes good :)

camping with friends :)

genuinely havent commissioned art since this image cause how do you even top this

gm chat

never mind the scariest thing is the man who tapped me on the shoulder and when i turned around the music just stopped for a second and i was met with a frowning man with whiteout contact lenses (he was sad the music stopped and wanted to dance) i thought i was gonna die

im going as the scariest thing possible... a ""boymoder""..

made last minute halloween costume but its kinda fire actually

went for a hook up in the backrooms apparently

two of my mutts got into an argument about whether or not the mutt's megatron toy was "realistic" because "tanks dont have energy swords" i gotta start pulling neurotypicals

it truely is a puppy dog city......

its right behind me isnt it

help they put me on the cunty spinny camera machine from total wipeout and they wont let me off please help im gonna be sick

i love my normie wife

it was somehow impressed by the how on model the f35 planes were and despite them "using the wrong missile loading procedure" we have gained another member of the #diggernation

why is the snickers standee giving me an existential crisis

they havent released primetime or you can see everything in the uk yet so tonight im going to watch digger for the third time instead

pic so good it causes oomf to have divine visions of you in her sleep