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Kryptal retweeted
Frank Lampard — FAILED Steven Gerrard — FAILED Wayne Rooney — FAILED Gary Neville — FAILED Graham Potter — FAILED Roy Hodgson — FAILED Steve Bruce — FAILED M. Carrick — FAILED Eddie Howe — FAILED Genuine question: When was the last time an English manager achieved anything significant at the highest level of club football? Why do we keep pretending English managers are the answer?
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Kryptal retweeted
So basically you are repeating the "awa lo kan" slogan.
Replying to @olusojee
Peter obi ain’t say it’s his turn but everyone knows it’s about time we had an igbo president that’s the difference
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Kryptal retweeted
Life was fun when i was proposing "relationships" to girls Nowadays, I'm full of lust. i meet a new girl and suggest fucking raw and being a side nigga within few days of texting
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Kryptal retweeted
My Yorùbá people, helped me look into this. To the best of my knowledge, marriage hasn't happened between them. They just want to strongarm the guy into a sham marriage because he has prospect. These are the kinds of problem irresponsible men would never have.
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The last part of the letter 👇
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I didnt want to believe this letter straight up and I had to dig further to confirm its authenticity. All I can say is wow. If we dont learn from history, we are doomed to repeat the mistakes again
Here is the resignation letter Robert S. Goldstein addressed to ODUMEGWU OJUKWU. Goldstein was the American PR expert Biafra hired to tell its story to the world. But what he witnessed left him disgusted and heartbroken! He accused Ojukwu of exploiting the starvation of his own people for international sympathy while refusing to allow desperately needed food through land corridors. Even more devastating was the fact that Biafran soldiers diverted food meant for starving civilians, keeping themselves well-fed while ordinary families wasted away. Their suffering was being used as a PR weapon! Goldstein could no longer stomach it. His conscience wouldn’t let him continue. So he resigned!
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I have a question. Do women who are very rich put their boyfriends on salary just the way some rich men tend to do?
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Kryptal retweeted
Back in the day women would chase u and tolerate more because they were considered failures if they were not married with kids by age 24. Nowadays they don’t reach that position until 33.
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One of the characteristics of retards is that they lie to themselves. The only group of people who cannot survive in their own region today is you. You are littered across the country like pests because your region cannot even produce enough food to sustain its population. There are more fake products in your region than genuine ones. Your collective GDP is less than that of Lagos Island. Even when it comes to planning for secession from the country, you don't know how to go about it. Your entire region could roughly fit inside Oyo State if I reduced its size by 500 square kilometres. Your entire region has observed a sit-at-home order every Monday for how many years now? Yet the country has barely felt its impact. And yet, in your delusional mind, you think you can survive outside Nigeria. Nigeria is trying to save your sorry little chicken from going to the dunghill to perish.
Regionalism, Separation and Good governance. Only one ethnicity fears all three, and it isn't the Igbos. They fear regionalism because they depend on other regions, separation because their power rests on holding others hostage, and good governance because they thrive in corruption.
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Replying to @pella_ika_
Ibos accuse others of d very things they're guilty of.they call u betrayers,they're even worse betrayals,They can't even trust their brothers from Ebonyi living in Anambra.The internet is now exposing some of the barbaric practices,is it their obsession with other people's lands.
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I started Ronu-ing in 2021. It all began after an Igbo man at my gym claimed that Awolowo betrayed the Igbo during the Civil War. That same day, I went to a bookstore, bought a book about Awolowo and decided to find out what actually happened for myself. The more I read, the more I realised how different the historical account was from what I had been told. One particular account that caught my attention was how Ojukwu tried to set Awolowo up by secretly recording their conversation when he approached him to join the Biafran secession. Ojukwu apparently expected Awolowo to agree, so he could use the recording to expose him to Gowon, destroy the relationship between both men and potentially send Awolowo back to prison. Since that moment, I knew these guys can’t be trusted
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There's no single person from another ethnic group that will read Nigerian history and like Ibos. Not because of the past but because they still live in the past!
I started Ronu-ing in 2021. It all began after an Igbo man at my gym claimed that Awolowo betrayed the Igbo during the Civil War. That same day, I went to a bookstore, bought a book about Awolowo and decided to find out what actually happened for myself. The more I read, the more I realised how different the historical account was from what I had been told. One particular account that caught my attention was how Ojukwu tried to set Awolowo up by secretly recording their conversation when he approached him to join the Biafran secession. Ojukwu apparently expected Awolowo to agree, so he could use the recording to expose him to Gowon, destroy the relationship between both men and potentially send Awolowo back to prison. Since that moment, I knew these guys can’t be trusted
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Bunch of idiots roaming naked on the streets. They'll guilt trip you for going to church and praying and living a reasonable life. But this is what they call vibe and vogue. Charlatans! Shamelessness everywhere! Tufiakwa!!!
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Omo toto yapa fun street just guide ajeh seh😂
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Tell Iboes we aren’t playing. E fe ke ku! Orun ya bo..
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I have the PDF File of AWOLOWOS AUTOBIOGRAPHY.. For those who might prefer to have it downloaded.. I can send it to your mail.. Thank You 🙏
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Kryptal retweeted
I used to think women were the moral backbone of a healthy society I don’t think that anymore
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Replying to @Shadaya_Knight
He’s an intentional man, he’s a real man. He didn’t judge her past and loved her for who she is 🤭
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Cassie's husband is really a strong man😭
P Diddy asked a male escort if he was gay. The escort had been f*cking Cassie for him for six years. Diddy was paying for it, watching from a corner covered in baby oil, and collecting the man’s sp*rm in wine glasses afterwards. Their longest session lasted four days. The escort left with bruises and tears on his d*ck. And in the middle of all that, Diddy looks at him and goes, “Yo, are you gay anyway?” His name is Clayton Howard. Cassie found him through an agency two months after he got out of prison. Diddy watched every session, paid Clayton’s mortgage for months after each visit, and once ran a train on Cassie together with Clayton and another escort for two days straight. Clayton lost it. Told Diddy he’s been smashing his girl for years and never once looked at him sideways. Said he felt propositioned and was about to walk out. Cassie came running out, heard the whole thing, and burst out laughing. Diddy went to the bedroom, came back, threw five thousand dollars at him. “Shut up.” Clayton pocketed it. They started the session. Diddy said he wanted to eat Cassie out. Told Clayton to stand there and keep m*sturbating. But then Diddy started shifting his body so his an*s was aimed right at Clayton’s face. Clayton moved to the side. Diddy followed. He moved again. Diddy followed again. “Yo bro, you blocking the damn scenery. You making me soft. Stay in one place.” Diddy froze. “Oh. Oh. My bad.” Did P Diddy hire Clayton to satisfy Cassie, or because he wanted another man naked in the room with him?
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Kryptal retweeted
1st Class in Medicine? That's a new one. 🤔
6 FIRST CLASS DOCTORS CHASED OUT OF LAGOS FOR NOT BEING YORUBAS OR NOT HAVING AN APC CARD
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