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@Ksause

Is mayonnaise an instrument? 👨🏽‍🔧

 New Jersey, USA
Joined May 2009
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nobody@KsauseSep 20
Proof of life or whatever
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HATE IT
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“Ok im dead fresh Carlton”
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Nothing like disappointment to get your shit together lol
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I need I need….
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We can share toothbrushes fr
n🅾️t.santandave (@1tgot2me) profile picturen🅾️t.santandave@1tgot2meNov 6
can you chew a gum your partner has chewed
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I think I’m good with not showing hole to strangers
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@honeyfiluhpina7h
Male sex workers make so much money yall better tap in
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We only have 1 more original sentence left in the world omg
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@TMZNov 6
👀 Casey Anthony helping YNW Melly's legal team prepare for double-murder retrial. Exclusive: tmz.me/4iDttNr
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………. CHRISTMAS
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The Rolls Royce is grey I been callin it granny
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Let me go see Godzilla tomorrow… might as well become a stubs member at this point
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They lk just sit for like, five hours, not a word spoken between them Barret comes over and asks who the hell this is and Cloud's just like "he's my new best friend" and Link just firmly nods in agreement
Last Chalice (@lastchalice) profile pictureLast Chalice
@lastchaliceNov 6
Absolutely certain they’d be best friends.
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If I waited a lil longer I could’ve been seeing ye in Dallas tonight
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braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
brittany loves Christ ★ ★ (@ilovemyugw) profile picturebrittany loves Christ ★ ★@ilovemyugwNov 6
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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Roger jr fuckin her up 😭
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What fathers do when moms are not looking 😭
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I want a new face … ⏸️
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@DiscussingFilmNov 7
Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of James Bond. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Yea thriller cool and all but this when he got me
e. jurídico smooth criminal ✶ (@rue90s) profile picturee. jurídico smooth criminal ✶@rue90sNov 6
Thriller que me perdoe, mas esse aqui é o maior acontecimento na carreira desse homem.
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Mama E (@parmererin) profile pictureMama E@parmererinNov 3
My kid said she had a bad dream about Michael Jackson. Idk, I blame the time change
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lol this is sitcom funny
Laish (@ArtLaish) profile pictureLaish
@ArtLaishNov 6
When my dad died, I had to get his⚱️ & belongings. Apt staff led us to his unit, & we spent the next 30 mins digging through his stuff, sniffing his clothes & crying on his bed. We got a knock on the door. It was the tenant of the unit. We were in a stranger’s unit. This was us:
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Ff 7-8-9 every few years
AD (@1ADzl) profile pictureAD@1ADzlNov 6
How often do you replay a game?
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B… (@branmattic) profile pictureB…@branmatticNov 6
I’m probably gonna delete this cuz I hate being involved, but don’t throw dirt on my name! Now I’m a pandering ass nigga cuz I said no 😩
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Being nosey >>>
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