when i say unthaw just know i mean thaw

Weather is beautiful. All my teams won. Best Monday of all time?

"I never see you at the club" Ok well I never see you at the Kwik Star grand opening in Ames, Iowa

you know this guy brags about stopping his pump on an even number

Ice. Cold. Beer.

living your life to the fullest does not have to involve driving straight through roundabouts

oh, you're a kwik star fan? what color is my roof?

It's October 3rd.

The horrors persist but so do Chunka Lunka Cookies.

you can lead a horse to egg but you can't make it roll

btw:

idk who needs to hear this, but the key to happiness is actually a $5 baked cheese mountain pizza when you order ahead through the kwik rewards app offer valid on pepperoni & cheese no limit thru 10/19

finally, something worth texting the group chat about boba straws in stores now🧋

if anyone needs me, i'll be in my natural habitat (in the beer cave at 8AM)

i saw a leaf thinking about changing color and decided to release these shipping to stores this weekend 🍂

put this in a museum immediately

pork rib sandwich for breakfast because nothing matters

SPAMwich hallelujah

the early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in our parking lot

SPAMwiches. That's it. That's the post. In stores now.