Living the dream one REM cycle at a time. It’s the weird, wacky and wild journey of a regular dude making his way through this strange place called life.

Hollywood, CA
Joined June 2011
By adopting JD as his VP Trump finally got the son he always wanted. Who’s a good boy?
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Thank you for not retweeting any #TrumpColluded tweets. It would have been mega-embarrassing if that were to trend on #PresidentsDay, or what V. Putin (very smart guy!) calls #BuyAmerican Day!
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Congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles on a great SuperBohmygodwouldyoulookatthat
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BBs working hard evaluating top assets - Chrissy Teigen on Bill Belichick Getting Caught Checking Her Out: 'Poor Guy' fw.to/g2NTwVJ
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American horror story is scary good.
Madmen event at the academy getting ready to start. Stoked for this.
"@TheEllenShow: If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars http://t.co/GqLbOKe3tl" look behind Brad's ear and you'll see me.
If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars
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We have less than a week to stop @JerryBrownGov's dangerous plan to frack California: share.credoaction.com/251591… via @CREDOMobile
Tell Congress: level the playing field for #cleanenergy to create new jobs! j.mp/178sRaR
I have a 68% bigger brain than Haviland Stillwell! #playbraindex bit.ly/playbraindex
If the devil came to earth as a muppet he would be Nikki Minaj.
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Bing, bang, bong ... Pick 2 out of the 3.
Checking in from Denver Nuggets at Boston Celtics cbsprt.co/XzBuTC via @CBSSports
Closest habitable planet 13 light years away. I'm going! boston.com/news/science/blog…
Hey @Pepsi, #LGBT Ugandans want to #LiveForNow, too! Tell Pepsi to oppose the 'Kill the Gays' bill at bit.ly/U8epDt via @Sum_of_us
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