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This account is mostly a shit-post account with the tagline "Bad takes made easy". I'm gonna say a lot of off topic things here that have nothing to actually do with whatever I tag, or reply to.
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Boy howdy! Do I want one of these!
Toyota is relaunching the Scion brand, and its first product is the KEI-01, a tiny truck with a 660-cc engine. The KEI-01 is basically a rebadged Daihatsu Hijet Jumbo, but will be assembled in Princeton, Indiana. Initial sales will be via a fleet-focused trial program, but limited retail sales could come if there is strong enough demand.
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Well, I voted today. Please be sure that you actually read what your vote for. My state wanted to have judges from neighboring counties come over so that they can allow murderers out on bail.
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The perfect costume doesn't exis...
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Kitten spends several minutes trying to feed its favorite toy some of its own food — an automatic feeder captured the footage.
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Enter YOUR flirty thirties with the 30th Anniversary Pin and up to 30% off sale at @Fangamer! fangamer.com/collections/hom…
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My breakdown of the characters in #Deadlock is as follows: Half of the people in this game are or were dead. Half of the other half of those people aren't even people. And two of those not-people are shirtless lizard-women. It's a good game.
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初めて人間に撫でられたリスの反応。🐿️
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I want to try this.
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I love boosted postes. Every time I see one, I get to feed my block list
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I got this pre-workout that's made by ICP. I have been using Six Star pre-workout or years and decided to try something different. OMFG! DO NOT DO MORE THAN ONE LEVEL SCOOP! This shirt slapped me in ways only a heart surgeon can. I didn't even do a full session and burnt 550cal!
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I'm officially 2 years sober. I miss alcohol, but I'm proud of myself. I just wish that I had the same motivation I had when I was drunk.
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Me mandaram isso
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Meerkats are cute yeah but have you seen them sitting on deckchairs?!
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Me and who?
"And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their parents..."
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It’s the day of the year
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The raccoon came back.
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