What me? Worry.
Katy, TX
Joined December 2008
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Kyle Beckley retweeted
“Hey can I use your product?”
“Sure but you’re not allowed to use it to make murderbots, that’s REALLY ethically complex”
“Ok, deal”
*uses it for murderbots*
“HEY HOW DARE YOU SUSPEND MY SERVICE”
There are 100 dwarves hidden in this picture. Can you spot them all?
Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚
The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
ALT Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.
Kyle Beckley retweeted
The most revealing part is, for all the talk about investigating Musk and Kara Swisher saying he’d already be in jail under a Harris administration, no one ever says what he did that warrants it.
Kyle Beckley retweeted
Boss on teams call: Ok so Aelf, you understand what we’re looking for?
What I say: Absolutely, got it.
What’s been going on in my head for the last 30 minutes: PRINCE ALI FABULOUS HE ALI ABABWA
Kyle Beckley retweeted
> Buy new dishwasher
> Free install included
> Installer says valve leaking, refuses install
> Will put in a new valve for $100
> I say no, install myself
> Check once, twice, ten times. No leak
> Receive survey
> How was your install?
> Open form questionnaire
> This will be fun
"I don't know if he is woke right, but when people make me mad that is what I call them"
@cobracommandr15 was right
I don't know if that guy is Woke Right or not. I saw one post from him, being a dickhead about me. He's not a relevant human being in my universe and won't ever be in any possible future.
If I called him Woke Right, it had to do with whatever dickheaded thing he said, which must align with the people who are.
Kyle Beckley retweeted
A DC story with a little bit of everything.
I said out loud “oh of course you did, you little shit” at every detail.
Of course this little America hating commie went to Georgetown.
Of course he was a naval reservist.
Of course he was granted a TS clearance.
Of course he threw it all away for an antisemitic screed posted on a substack with lower engagement than the one your cousin in Ohio started years ago but never actually published content on.
Of course he’s a Bernie bro.
Of course the TS info he leaked sounds like… fever dream war games.
And of course writing this has made me late for Pilates.
🚨 NEW: Meet Ian Brinksman, 42, a Washington, DC-based government contractor arrested by the FBI today for allegedly leaking TOP SECRET national defense information to a romantic partner who published classified material on Substack.
His LinkedIn lists Deloitte, national security consulting, and a current reserve intelligence officer for the US Navy.
