Writer, comedian, professional overthinker
London
Joined April 2015
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Ten things I learned about surviving the Fringe - and why someone refusing your flyer isn't rejecting you...they may just be trying to get to Tesco! shorturl.at/EgiwV
#EdFringe #EdinburghFringe #StandUpComedy
I'm not sure I'm getting into the book "Think Like a Monk" if I want to slap the train passenger who's viewing music videos loudly next to me. #amwriting #mindful
Turns out a 1990s teen diary is a perfect script for a show...mainly because the humiliation is already written.
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#londonshow #londoncomedy #whatsoninlondon @theglitch_se1
The solution to imposter syndrome? When your "I can" voice and "I can't" voice argue...just write down all those thoughts and see who has the best argument. Simple. #amwriting
Not caring what others think of you because...you have enough of your own thoughts to care about. #amwriting
Do you ever look at your #writing and think...did that just come out of my head (sometimes it's a good thing and sometimes it's like...what?) #amwriting
What isn't being said...now that's an interesting/ballsy/scary writing prompt. Dare I go there as a comedian?! #amwriting #writing
The insults from my #innercritic are not good enough. There, There, I said it, it needs to produce better material, I've heard all this before. #amwriting
Why does one side of my mind tell me to breathe when I'm stressed, and the other side says, hold it in? Not my idea of a breathtaking experience. #amwriting #life
Sorry to the 70,000 thoughts I ignored today such as; 'quit writing forever' and 'eat an entire cake at 2am - although I still haven’t ruled out the latter just yet.
#amwriting #thoughts #innercritic
One minute the mind is blocked and the next, it feels like you have too many lights on, and the mind can't figure out which ones to switch off. #amwriting
What's it like to perform @edfringe ? It's a bit like childbirth - you go through all that pain and say you'll never do it again, and then you forget all that, and you do! #justthetonic
Already realising after performing my show 'Namaste Blisters' @edfringe that I need a life coach...how lucky was I to find one in the audience! @JTTedinburgh
Bringing humour to the yoga industry with 'Namaste Blisters' written and performed by me @museumofcomedy
#amwriting #yoga
Saw a guy light up a cigar after class...it was 10am! Is this what yoga teachers mean by being "authentic"? #amwriting
Meditation is like having a referee in your head - giving the red card to thoughts that need to be sent off. #amwriting #meditation
Next month @KymNelson, a former yoga teacher-turned-comedian, confesses all about the yoga industry and reveals some larger-than-life characters based on yogis she's met in the industry! Guaranteed, you'll never look at yoga in the same way again!
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Trying to relax in a yoga class and all I hear is Darth Vadar breathing sounds. Seems to be a competition to see who can breath the loudest! #amwriting #yoga