raising an alien boy in an upside down world #autism • CA native • unapologetically sweary • Dodgers 9x World Champs 🏆• JEFF WAS A GOOD GUY.

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Joined December 2015
I’M IN A GLASS BOX OF EMOTION!! 🫨😭
Umm… YOU GUYS 😭😭😭
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Monsters & Aliens day at school. Whatever the camera did to his hand making the shirt seem real ngl. Love you my little alien boy 👽
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The little silhouettes are so cute
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Not me giving my boy the raddest room in our new place. Still a couple more dope rugs for the wall coming too.
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Me in all my meetings for an Utah-based company tomorrow. 😎
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This story still making rounds is so funny to me. Y’all believing it happened because Jazz Chisholm Jr. just said so is why we’re doomed as a society 🫠
Pretty ironic that bro wants to show off his World Series ring but when a rookie wants to wear flashy cleats he decides to be an asshole and cut them up. Weird!
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I haven’t seen a single complaint about the World Series in general in my corner of Dodgers twitter. Haters love to make shit up to villainize us. Whatever.
people saying dodger fans are still complaining about the world series but all i see is most of my oomfs talking about yoshinobu yamamoto's haircare routine so i'm getting mixed messages here
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Rooting for good things to happen to Christian Yelich.
Christian Yelich personally invited 98- and 102-year-old WWII veterans Bill Wattleton and Sverre Vinje to Game 1 of the World Series. They were able to meet Christian’s mom Alecia, former Brewer All-Star Chris Capuano, and witness the Brewers win a World Series game in person. Thank you, Christian, for providing this incredible experience for two American heroes. ❤️ @ChristianYelich | @Brewers
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One day when people ask my boy why he watches the Dodgers, he’s gonna say his mom and I’m proud of that. I watch because of my dad though 😂 baseball is family.
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There’s no way anyone at Fox really thinks we want these AI graphics. Like no way 🤢
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Just sitting here thinking about how the Dodgers showed continued faith in Max Muncy by extending his contract, and he repaid them with a starting All-Star, Gold Glove Finalist, 3 more postseason home runs season. And he's gonna go and get that 4th ring for them next year.
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Found the plug for the LEDs. I also glued mariachi Joe’s head back on 😂
Not done yet, but starting to get settled into my new place. Win or lose, #Dodgers for life!
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This is so fucking weird, Rays in 4 😂
Brewers players will be wearing custom designed cups in the World Series (via @diamondmma)
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Happy 11, my beautiful boy. 💞🎉🧩👽
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Lindsay Adams 👽 retweeted
Andrew Friedman on the #Dodgers’ veteran core and the young talent coming through the farm system.
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Imagine having this much to say over another Bill Plaschke shit piece like it’s remotely relevant lol
Imagine paying $700M for a two-way player and then debating whether you should let him pitch. You can’t trade him to recoup value because of his no-trade clause, and maybe 3 teams could realistically take on that contract and offer a fair return. Yikes.
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Get off the old boring white dude schtick. I won a national championship playing college soccer and understand the feeling rushing through him. Celebrating a huge moment AT HOME is something him, his teammates, and the fans will remember forever. That is absolutely fucking cool. xitter.cf/jtthebrick/status/2113…
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Lindsay Adams 👽 retweeted
“Haha Dodger fans are sooooo mad!” “No our team has had a tremendous run, and it’s baseball, there’s no real reason to get mad our team lost to a better team” “NO YOURE MAD BECAUSE I SAID SO” DDS people having very normal reactions to Dodger fans moving on in sports.
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My son’s school rescheduled their sensory friendly trunk or treat event a couple weeks ago because we were hit hurricane Rachel. It’s been 70s and sunny since, but It just started to rain and it starts in an hour. What the hell, weather. Give us a break.
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