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Hey, Y'all! It's Ezra!!! I'm finally here with my new debut; Distortion reviews!!! We'll be reviewing distortions of all kinds so the city and everyone else can learn about this strange phenomenon!
Today's review: the popular "TIME RIPPER" from District T!
The origins of the Time Ripper's distortions are tragic too.. I would also feel that way if I had to see a loved one die due to the unfair rules of T corp. It doesn't excuse what he did, but I can understand it!
Oh, yeah! For those who want all the information...
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Team leader and I made a more "factual" document about this particular Distortion!!!
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WE'RE BACK, MOTHERFUCKERS! WELCOME TO DAILY BULLSHIT, THE SHOW WHERE I REVIEW WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANNA REVIEW!
TODAY WE GOT MY BELOVED KK RODION, SECOND ONLY TO [][][][][] AND ISHMAEL
AND AS Y'ALL CAN FUCKIN' SEE, WE GOT A NEW RECORDING SETUP TODAY! SO WELCOME TO MY DESKTOP
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If you want some reviews to fill your heart... Check @Hthcl1ff and @LCDworkshop! They're doing reviews of other stuff, too! I bet they'll do it as good or even better as myself! Go show 'em some love!
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Ahem.
Good morning, afternoon, or evening.
It appears we shall commence the lesson despite these circumstances. Perhaps I shall be given a proper camera later.
Today's lesson will have us discuss the topic of Cubism, the winner of the last poll.
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Ahem. If you would please excuse the absence of posting on my end, this past week has been quite the adventure.
Long story short, the House was raided, everyone is dead except me, Albina, and that annoying child of Matthias.
They gave me a phone for good behavior.
Hey y'all! It's Ezra again! I'll be starting the Distortion reviews soon, since I've been losing followers somewhat and I haven't been active.. (sorry!!) so I'll make this simple! Comment what distortions you want covered, and I'll make a post about them!
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Welcoooomeeee eveeryoooneeee!!! To!! ππ°π³π¬π΄π©π°π± ππ¦π’π±π°π―π³πΊ ππ¦π·πͺπ¦πΈ!! Your favorite series ever!
Today's NOT Workshop Weapon is actually a Relic... So you already know it's powerful...
It's the Lævateinn! Suggested by @/TheHollowMane!
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Welcome everyfan toooo~~ ππ°π³π¬π΄π©π°π± ππ¦π’π±π°π―π³πΊ ππ¦π·πͺπ¦πΈ!!! Today's weapon has been choosen randomly between your suggestions, and it's Kai Lazurai's Azure Pinwheel!
It was suggested by~~ @/KaiOfTheCity! Congrats!
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I'll go to sleep! But, I wanted to do a lil' sneak peek for tomorrows review! This weapon's not from a Workshop, so I'm a little nervous to review it, hehehe...
Can you guess what weapon it is!? I'll give ya cookies!!
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Come one come all?... for in celebration of me, Xia Qingyu hitting 100 followers-
This script is far too juvenile and unbefitting of me, you do it instead.
//AHEM!!!! IM HOSTING A RAFFLE AS THANKS FOR HITTING 100 FOLLOWERS, HAVE THE CHANCE TO WIN A HEADSHOT FROM ME!!!-
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This is Moses, LCD, with Ezra. We're currently approaching Elevator B3. The only things we've run into so far are breached Peccatula.
[She spoke through the communication device.]
The signal will only get worse the farther we go out, so be careful. Over.
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Hello, everybody. I have taken it upon myself to conduct a little raid upon this Limbus Company Headquarters.
























