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Joined September 2009
My husband, literally
There's a saying "like putting lipstick on a pig" but I feel like I'd be way more likely to kiss a pig with lipstick, this pig is putting in some effort. What is this pig wearing? A nice sundress maybe? I might fuck this pig guys.
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Doctor: He’s got dementia. Melania: Don’t tell me it’s the g- Doctor: it’s the gay kind
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Ethan Klein cheated on his Wife and Cohost and yet still I feel nothing
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why didnt walter white and jesse pinkman think of this
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Help Me Help Me the Worms are Making Me Drink
Honestly I really can't deal with the worm situation at the moment. I've gotta get fucking drunk.
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Honestly I really can't deal with the worm situation at the moment. I've gotta get fucking drunk.
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Hey, yo, do any plant people have any information on my Pepperomia Rosso maybe self seeding? Please do excuse Frike, I am a good plant mum and he is very happy he was just a rescue so he grows to the beat of his own drum. Plantly frien hasn't seen it, internet is useless.
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To add, the full size leaf is one of two cuttings added into the pot - he used to grow in a completely different direction upwards so they were NOT directly under dad. Frike was one of my saved guys, the kind that the cashier tries to tell you not to buy then heavily discounts.
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@plantsinplace I FINALLY FOUND YOU ON THE TL there's you and one other plant friend on here I couldn't/can't remember. DO YOU KNOW?!
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DOES IT LOOK LIKE THIS IS A FUCKING GAME TO ME DAWG
Life is meaningless, I am worthless and devoid of hope Might put some fuckin' bats n shit on my nails
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Life is meaningless, I am worthless and devoid of hope Might put some fuckin' bats n shit on my nails
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The Kid That Died At The Adult's Table ™
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The thing about glow in the dark stuff is that you can only see it when there's no light and that really makes you think, huh
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I was called lazy and stupid all my life, but thanks to my recent ADHD diagnosis, I know that isn't true. Actual lazy and stupid people are lazy and stupid for a special reason that goes beyond the happenstances of their neurology. I just don't get anything done or know anything
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No, please. Continue to humiliate the same people you bullied into doing this horrific shit to their bodies. Side effects of medically necessary interventions are fucking HILARIOUS. What is the correlation between being an ignorant fuckwit and just being a straight up cunt?
Ozempic is causing people’s vaginas to fall out of their bodies😭😭😭😂😂😂. What is the correlation between the pelvic floor and Ozempic????
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Ozempic does not cause vaginas to fall out or directly trigger prolapse. Reported pelvic floor or vulvar changes are indirect effects of rapid weight loss, muscle loss or constipation, not the drug itself. healthline.com/health-news/oz… medicalnewstoday.com/articles/ozemp… contemporaryobgyn.net/view/jessica-y… embracephysio.sg/ozempic-pelvic…
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I am incredibly emotional about my anhedonia
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Im nonbinary because im half female (favourite colour is pink, artistic hobbies) and half male (narcissistic, likes calling things gay)
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Nathan Fielder is genuinely a curious being
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One of the most interesting discourses in television history had to have been Sheldon Cooper on The Big Bang Theory. People would be like “This is horrible representation of autistic people.” And the writers would be like “He doesn’t have autism.” And people would respond “You’re lying, he is crystal clear representation of autistic people.”
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Yo you ever imagined all the people bro?
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