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Joined February 2016
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My thoughts post Bournemouth and Pre-Newcastle! #NEWLIV - Endo’s cameo - Will Endo start vs Newcastle - Lineup prediction - Areas we need to work on - Ref’s revenge on us - Kerkez being awesome - Any more signings for us? Please let me know your thoughts!! Bye
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Already 5yrs since my @LFCCouch account got banned for stupid reasons and it took months for me to get it back. In the meantime I created this account and now it’s my primary one. Good times!! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Klopp asked... The Couch delivered. Here’s your song, Bobby! #MagicPeopleBobFirmino #2MoreWords #Prodigy #LFC
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This was such a good watch. Thought Simon trying to rile Souness up, but what actually came were some fascinating insights. They cover - His time as LFC manager & what went wrong - His recent “men’s game” comments - Thoughts on Bruno Fernandes 👀 #ad @WilliamHill
"The chuckle brothers are... Entertaining." 🤣 Graeme Souness reveals to @Sjopinion10 which football pundits he actually bothers listening to ⚽️ Watch #UpFront now on YouTube 👇

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If you’re ever wondering why groups like @spiritofshankly are looking to safeguard @LFC from bidders who may not be good for the club, let’s revisit 2010 when the club was being sold 2 bidders in the race: Billionaire Peter Lim with a £320m offer NESV/FSG with a £300m offer🧵
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I wish I was this close to God 🤣 had no idea Salah is nearly about to beat Robbie’s PL goal scoring record. What a player we have on our hands. Check out this awesome interview from @WilliamHill below. Robbie is hilarious as always! #NoTippyTappyFootball #AD
''From an individual point of view, I want him gone in the summer'' 😅 1⃣ Robbie Fowler - 128 2⃣ Mo Salah - 125 @Robbie9Fowler has mixed feelings on Mo Salah potentially becoming Liverpool's all-time Premier League leading scorer #NoTippyTappyFootball
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🥲 memories
My old podcast intro music. I’m sorry, but after 4.5years and hundreds of pods later, I still LOVED this tune. “WHAT A HIT, SON!” RIP @LFCCouch 🙏🏻
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My first professional/business article I’ve written and had published by the legendary @rossic89 ❤️ give it a click at least to make me look good. If you like what you see when you get there, give it a read and let me know your thoughts. – at Sydney, New South Wales
“The plan behind layoffs is to reduce operating costs as much as possible, producing a stronger bottom line. On the surface, this is a simple strategy to quickly reduce costs—but what is the longer-term impact of these decisions?” ✍️ @NishVeerAU new-thinking.online/innovati…
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BREAKING: #LFC formally announce* that Virgil van Dijk has replaced Julian Ward as director to football, alongside his current role as Best CB in the world. * club may or may not have announced this.
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England beating Germany 5-1 with Owen, Heskey, Stevie scoring felt like acknowledgment that the Reds were a force at the time.
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Just hearing Heskey talk about those years gives me tingles! Fowler, Owen, Cisse, Baros, Heskey, Gerrard in behind… what a time to be alive! What was your favourite game from that era? @WilliamHill #STRIPPED #Ad
Emile Heskey has played for: ✅ Leicester City ✅ Liverpool ✅ Birmingham ✅ Aston Villa ✅ Bolton But the best finisher he played with was ____. 🤔 #STRIPPED | @eljonesuk | @specsgonzalez
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From a purely footballing perspective, how do you rate the #WorldCup2022 so far?
12%Best I’ve seen
44%Top 3 I’ve seen
39%Boring/average
4%Worst WC Ever
90 votes • Final results
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In light of the news that a Qatari/Saudi conglomerate may be buying #LFC, I’d like to formally offer my old podcast @LFCCouch as a suitable shell company for fraudulent advertising revenue. My initial payment of £690m for sleeve sponsorship will I’m sure be welcomed by the club.
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Proud to have been asked by @thisisanfield (@JoannaDurkan_) to share my story on supporting Liverpool for their site. Give it a read here: thisisanfield.com/2022/11/i-… Always nervous sharing things like this on a big platform like theirs, but hope you enjoy the read. #YNWA
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Read my latest (re-invigorated) newsletter: “FULL TIME THOUGHTS - #LIVSOU” getrevue.co/profile/couchnis… Please like, RT and share with your fellow Reds. I've added your tweets from the game in this newsletter and will do for all future issues.
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I personally think Mukesh Ambani's impact on the local Liverpool community will be a positive one... #Ambani2023 #LFC
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Sum up your thoughts on Alisson in gif form 👇🏽 #LIVSOU
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Thoughts on that half, Reds? #LIVSOU Who stood out? Who didn’t? Who should come on second half?
We love additional angles of perfect passes 👌🏽
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